SW and SI crews. What shampoo do they use?
Sharzul (sith warrior): Erm... It probably has word “shampoo” on it... I don’t know.
Vette: *quite a lecture about lekku and how to care about them. A lot of words like “lekku buffer”*
Malavai: Soap.
Jaesa: *listed like a hundred positions, all with different flavours*
Pierce: MANLY SHAMPOO FOR THE MANLIEST MEN IN THE WORLD! PURE BRUTALITY!1!
Moru (sith inquisitor): Head&montrals. Yes, they paid me for that answer. Far more than others.
Khem Val: I BATHE IN BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES. Like great and almighty Tulak Hord.
Andronikos: No hair - no problem.
Ashara: Head&montrals. And no, they didn’t pay me.
Talos: *quickly and insensibly changed theme to Naga Sadow`s favorite shampoo*
Xalek: *silently polishing claws*
#swtor#sith warrior#sith inquisitor#swtor companions#weird headcanons#my friend and i just talked about swtor#and tasty shampoo flavours#and Zash forcing Khem to take a bath#and Jaesa's hair probably able to control mind#and living their own life#and it all happened#no regrets#crysandthings#crysandherabnormality#my english is so bad