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World's #1 moon glazer

@cryptticrow

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Coming to terms with my dream smp phase gotta be some form of healing. Like, yeah, dream still sucks but most of the creators who participated in the smp are fine now. They've apologized for the shit they did (from what I've heard) and are making good content. Yeah the phenomenon of the dream smp was a big terrible thing in the past but it's over, you can remove "dsmp fans dni" from your bio, those types of fans don't exist anymore, I promise. We're living in the post dsmp world, we're moving on to a brighter future.

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I only left the dsmp fandom like a month ago and I already don't understand what's happening there. Why are you guys doing fake texts? Fake tweets? Is that the 'meta' nowadays? I feel like an out of touch dad

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I'm not really into dsmp lore anymore so as a sort of parting gift I'm dropping all the headcanons I wrote down in my notes app from January to May

-Tommy has wings but he never learned to properly fly so he tied them off so they won't be an annoyance.

-ENBY BIG Q

-Also enby lesbian Puffy

-Enby Phil perhaps....?

-Quackity is hyperactive, always has to move.

-All the members of the sbi fam get frequet nosebleeds.

-Hybrid Techno supremecy.

-Both Tubbo and Ranboo get anxiety tics

-Wilbur knows many languages

Most of them were taught to him by Phil.

-Tommy's hair was long in season 1 and 2 but by season 3 he kept it short.

-Schlatt had a sweet tooth, he always keeps some sort of hard candy near him at all times.

-SAPNAP IS FUCKIN' BUILT! FUCK THE FANARTISTS!/j

-skeppy has tiny crystals on his hair and skin that look like glitter.

-Bad wears contact lenses.

-After the technoblade fight Quackity started wearing bandages around his head, when he realised the scars wouldn't fade he started wearing an eyepatch.

-Philza has tons of tattoos and body mods (because what else would you do if you were confined to one body for like a thousand years).

-another immortal Philza hc because yes, he gets people's names confused all the time living or dead including his own kids.

-Quackity used to have long hair before he joined pogtopia and he's really good at braiding hair.

-Over the course of the story Tubbo started wearing more and more heavy clothing to hide his scars.

-Techno is aromantic

-Techno likes collecting random things, he has tons of litte nicknacks from various trips and adventures over the years that he just keeps around. So does Phil but to a lesser degree than Techno since he isn't really a fan of sentimentality especially to inanimate objects.

-Tubbo and Ranboo like to dance together, they're both absolutely horrible at it but they have a good time and make each other laugh.

-Quackity has mechanical wings, built for him by sam.

-Puffy loves sea shanties, she often hums or whistles them on her day to day

-Michael is non verbal

-When someone is in the In-between they feel an unnatural sense of warmth, when someone is in the other side they feel an unnatural sense of cool.

-Quackity is a sex positive gray-ace

-Bad can't cook to save his life

-When someone gets fully corrupted by the crimson egg their blood turns grey

-Tubbo lost several teeth and has fake teeth in their place

-Tommy and Quackity used to get into trouble together prior to the events of the smp

-not really a headcanon more just a fun idea but sam/Quackity fater/son dynamic

-Schaltt taught Tubbo everything he knows about horn grooming/grooming in general and even though he doesn't like the guy Tubbo still practices everything Schlatt taught him

-Jack has a chronic migraine and his glasses are light blocking to help him with his headaches

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