elky

i've been rewatching the scf these past few days and i know how much we all HATED the commentary from espn/abc but have we talked about how much these commentators have the hots for how big and how tall sasha is??

"he just covers so much room with each stride, he's SOOO big" "barkov's 6'3, 200 and 15 pounds, aaaand, ✨solid as a rock✨"

not very demure of u bro

an angel is born every time a praise is sung about barky <3

i just want to thank whoever said that if ur #1 team doesn't make the playoffs, pick one team to follow and watch all the series anyway! because now, why am i so not normal about this team anymore? and why am i so protective about a grown 28-year-old man who would never even utter a single curse or shade about a player (his favorite player too!) who elbowed him on the head and caused him to miss at least half of the 3rd period and potentially (i fucking hope not!) game 3 or 4! why do i want to strangle every single author of posts on twitter that says him being down on the ice and struggling to get up was a fucking dive and a calculated move on the panthers' bench to shut him down the rest of the game to potentially get a suspension for le0n? (which is so fucking stupid by the fucking way, why would they wanna bench their best defensive forward that is so effective on shutting down the one-two punch from the 0iler$)

anyway, i hope he's okay and i hope those hockey bros on twt knows that their brain is not only for decoration and it's so fulfilling to use it sometimes <3