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elky

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21 ⚓︎ more susceptible to crying in the deep than defending the deep
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"whatever message was said between periods was well received" well, Johnny, the message was Adam looking around the room, making eye contact with every single person, and saying solemnly "it's my birthday. You're going to let them win on my birthday? I ask for so little..." And everyone swore to kill CBJ immediately afterwards

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now i have to report to my clinical duty with shutout loser vibes today, that's kraken hockey baby 😔👌

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i love you hockey season i love you hockey narratives i love you old dogs senior sanctuary players in their 30s trying to make it count i love you rookies failing and fumbling and loving the game anyway with the weight of the world on your shoulders i love you soulmates on the same line for years who can find each other blind i love you old men who succeed out of spite for the sake of each other i love you young guns who have fun and win to say fuck you to the old guard who want fighting and killing i love you guys who are fewer now but still resort to fighting and killing so it means the new face of the franchise doesn't get fought and killed i love you man with no teeth and all heart i love you goalie helmet kisses i love you freakass weird goalies with your blair witch omens built on broken hockey sticks hanging from your posts i love you wes mccauley even though you're on thin fucking ice i love you fans rooting for your shitty teams with worse management i love you people booing gary bettman i love you guys who find such a weird fucking loophole midgame that they have to make a new rule that you can't do that and they cite you by name i love you goalie interference whatever you are i love you intricate rituals i love you i love you i love you

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we really had everything happen to us 3 games into the season 🤨 a national broadcast matinée home opener (blew a 2-goal lead !!), back to back games with 1 shootout win (!!!), an injured defenseman, and a shutout loss (to d*sm*th)

and it's only game #3 :DD

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fourth line save us 🙏 dad energy save us 🙏 shots from the blue line and net front presence save us 🙏

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