i'll see your (extremely valid!) joenicky eurovision meet cute and raise you: only acceptable ballad singer/songwriter on the planet yusuf al-kaysani and glam rock/heavy metal lovechild nicolo di genova have been happily married for 10 years and the world is about to find out.
#nicky kisses joe in front of like 30 cameras as the votes are coming in#the internet is like love 2 see artists keeping the tradition of pissing off homophobes on live tv#the next day nicky's giving an interview and the reporter is all#'you put on a great performance but came in second how do you feel about that?'#and nicky's like well first of all i'm very proud of my husband for winning!#and the reporter is like haha you guys are really taking this act seriously#and nicky looks them dead in the face and produces the wedding photo he keeps in his wallet at all times#also their stage personas and irl styles are hilariously different#joe's understated yet stylish romantique very fine fabrics and a few strategically placed sequins#nicky's like barely broadcast-able sluttiness#irl they're athleisure dudebro and h&m 50% off sales rack respectively
don't hide the gold in the tags, i beg you :D