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Spiegel Redaktion keeps giving
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so my friend is studying abroad in germany this semester
NOW butter BY THE fishes
the friend seems to think that’s a mistake, but i’m 100% sure that was intended and it’s the special brand of denglisch humour
I think I spider that is not google translate! That is good German humour!
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Why american dudes have "trust issues":their gf might be wearing makeup
Why German dudes have "trust issues": their gf might be Manuel Neuer
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I’ve been doing it wrong the whole time
Als ich mal im Sommer in Hamburg war, lief eine Frau an mir vorbei, die in eine rote Paprika wie in einen Apfel biss. Seitdem fürchte ich die Hamburger.
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“wer nichts wird wird wirt!” is german for
“should you not experience academic or occupational success you will become an inn keeper.” and i think that’s beautiful
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