💘- Commissions Closed!

da2 au where gamlen sells hawke and sibling into servitude to one direction for a year

New form of joke: telling someone to roll an ability check for something that obviously doesn’t need that type of check

“I wanna see if this dead body is anyone we recognize” “Roll an acrobatics check”

You say joke, but I like to use it as an opportunity to genuinely fuck with players. “I want to see if the dead body is anyone we know.” “Roll acrobatics.” “11?” “The body seizes you by the wrists and lunges at your throat with its teeth, howling like a demon. You are grappled. Roll initiative.”

Or, “I want to check the chest for traps.” “Roll performance.” “Okay, uh. 17…?” “You start whistling quietly while you go about tapping, poking, and examining the sides of the chest. It’s a pretty catchy tune you picked up a couple days ago from the bard.” “Alright, neat, and the chest?” “The chest starts humming along.”

OH MY GOSH THAT SECOND ONE IS A RLLY GOOD IDEA

The librarian leans in close. “Books… unavailable to the average citizen, warlock? I believe I can help you.” She leads you through winding halls until you come to a tiny doorway. Surreptitiously, she slips a small key into the lock and motions you in. Torches flicker, and as your eyes adjust to the light, you see that the room is full floor-to-cieling with… gnome erotica.

Was this the result of a failed skill check, or a successful one?

PERIDOT IS SAVAGE

So it’s official. Mass Effect Andromeda will have 7 companions and they will have their own Loyalty missions aboard the “Tempest.”

(X) Source. Warning: Website is very laggy and runs like shit.

Seven? *This Is What Dreams Are Made Of plays in background*

Postcards from the Suffragist Era

Interesting how even back then people were trying to characterize feminists as “man haters” and shit

Okay, but The Masculine Woman is stylin’ as fuck and the one with the ladies playing cards and smoking backfires completely as soon as you realize it’s pretty much just a straight role-reversal and the ‘indignity’ of the thing is that he’s not the one smoking and playing cards with the boys.

Also, did anyone else pick up on the blatant contradiction between accusing feminists of being ugly man-haters (“some plain things”) and saying they use their feminine wiles to coerce men into agreeing with them (“the easiest way”)?

Notice that the men against it were mostly scared of being treated the way they treated women

They were literally afraid of child rearing and washing dishes.

SENT THAT HOE HOME

http://news.hiphopearly.com/now-iggy-azalea-accused-plagiarizing-kendrick-lamar/

http://thesource.com/2015/04/20/iggy-azaleas-d-r-u-g-s-is-decoded-and-its-a-kendrick-lamar-verse/

Rose Quartz fusions!

I don’t have names for these guys, any suggestions?

My future partner is probably texting their bae right now about how they’re gonna be together forever. Sike, see you in ten years bitch.

Alistair meets Blackwall

I love this track!

i’m so weak