i have nothing left to lose.

Phil: Let's gooo. [Laughs] Welcome guys to my FitMC cosplay. [Deep voice] Hello! It is me, FitMC of 2b2t. [Snorts] I like to climb. I am manly-man. Don't call me your dad! [Laughs] I'm not your father! [Laughs] That's a thing he says, that's a thing he says often.

Phil: [Reading chat] "Gayge roleplay" What are you saying, dude? Listen– I don't have a Brazilian boyfriend, alright? I have a Mexican boyfr– [He cracks up] Get it right.

I love and understand SBI/Emerald Duo dynamics where Techno is Philza's son as much as anyone, but I just can't get behind it. It am too in love with the idea of a middle aged man and his best friend, comrade in arms, and confidante: a guy who can't legally drink yet.

i hired this bug to stare at you

based on a thing i saw on twitter

fuck you q!phil *gives him my period cramps*

Phil: Shelby, I have a question. [He plays a soundbite from the Minecraft Movie trailer] "Who are you?"

Shubble: I... AM STEVE!

Smajor: Wow guys, roleplaying is great.

Phil: Nobody else had the idea to do the spookiest scariest costumes of all: The Minecraft Movie. They're too ad-friendly guys, they're too brand-friendly. [Laughs] They wanna get invited to that premier, I was like, "I know I'm never getting invited, let me drag down my friends." [Laughs]

Phil and team choose the scariest costumes of all for MCC's Halloween event! 🎃

BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS

AU where qPhil winds up staying behind during Purgatory to find and make sure qCellbit andq Baghera are alive, and winds up becoming as unhinged as them

But in an "I'll lose myself to keep them together" kind of way

philza illustration i made while sick based on the tarot card art in dragon age inquisition ^-^

haha funny scary philza 👻😋😋

bite sized

Actually Infected Challenge day 1 - MARKER BLEED

AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL I AM ALL THAT REMAINS!

Decided to take part in the Actually Infected art challenge since the prompt list is very fun, and I'm always looking for an excuse to draw the character(tm)!!!

of course i drew my funny freak again, I just loved this one-off au design so much that I couldn't resist bringing it back!!! Don't be shocked if i draw him for multiple prompts, lol. HES A LITTLE FREAK!!!!!!

*screams into pillow* EMERALD DUO *throws up* CPHILZA *sobs violently* CTECHNO *steals a bus and crashes it into the white house* C!EMERALD DUO *jumps off a building * EMERALD DUO MY BELOVED*sobs*