THE POWER OF FLUFFY BOYS SHINES WITHIN YOU

4000cc breast implants :)

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

This took way too fucking long but I need everyone to be on the same page that Sanji gets absolutely no fucking play

bonus

The reason why they didn't have friends except each other for the longest time

AMITY'S BI DAD LOL

Choose your fighter

Reblogging for a larger sample size 🐕🐕🐕

Item: Elemental Retriever

VEGETA

Possible case for Vegeta defeating bugs bunny.

Vegeta being the one to figure it out was funny as fuck

A lot of people have been interpreting what Stolas said about Blitz always thinking their relationship is about sex as him blaming Blitz, but I didn't see it that way? He was just stating a fact, and yeah it's his fault, but he never said it wasn't

I interpreted this as him realizing just how damaged this relationship really is. He clearly had hope that this could work out, but Blitz's reaction made him think it was a lost cause. Regardless of whether or not it's his fault, it's an observation he made and he's not wrong. How ARE you supposed to establish a relationship with someone who's convinced you only want sex?

if I may add, a lot of people are harping on Stolas because of him basically dismissing Blitz after he interprets Stolas’ confession as roleplay/sexual (which, fair) but I think a part of it is that not only did he get an answer to the question he posed to Blitz (will you stay? Do you want me the same way I want you?), he also got an answer to the question he’s been asking himself: “Could this be a relationship, or am I still naïve?”

I think you’ve got it absolutely right. I don’t think he’s expressing any fault of Blitzø’s, I think he’s just decided he’s gotten enough evidence to confirm his fears (which, as someone with anxiety and depression, his brain is likely ALWAYS trying to do), no matter how true that may be.

He’s not upset with Blitzø; he’s upset with himself for, in his own words, being naïve enough to believe that what they had wasn’t too broken to fix.

YES THANK YOU

Stolas spent the whole day dreading this and THIS is how it turns out. It's weird to me how people act like he doesn't have a right to be upset

Thought I'd throw that pic into a deuteranopia color blindness simulator, and yeah, I can see why they'd think Doctor Princess was human.

I FOUMDH IT

Regular Couple

this ended homophobia

happy pride month

Contrary to popular belief, there are three states a cat in a box might be: Alive, Dead, or Bloody Furious.

- Lords and Ladies, by Terry Pratchett.

Discworld Heritage Post

Stop equipping every character with therapy speak and instead consider placing them somewhere on this chart

just got a nice bunch of asks

DM (to our bard): The six cultists shove you to the ground, bow to the massive green dragon, and say, “Oh Great One, we have brought you this gold and this human sacrifice as tribute to your greatness. Please accept our offering.”

Rest of Party, looking on from a distance: Shit. He’s dead. He’s so dead. RIP Edward. 

DM: The dragon thanks the cultists and asks if you have any last words.

Bard: I look up at the dragon and say, “I have brought you this gold and these six cultists as tribute to your greatness.”

Rest of Party: OH SHIT!

DM, who was clearly not expecting that: …………roll persuasion.

Bard: 17.

DM: The dragon says, “I like you. Duck.”

Bard: ….I duck?

DM: The dragon incinerates the cultists with his poison breath and leaves you alive, flying off with his treasure. 

Bard: Oh my god. I thought I was dead.

DM: Honestly? So did I.

Undo the Damage of Sitting

(Technically, this isn’t about saving your hands… but if you draw, you’re probably doing a lot of sitting, so…)

This has such extreme shitpost energies but it’s 100% serious

Looks pretty useful for everyone endlessly working at home at their dining room table.

As a movement professional who helps get people out of pain. This is a fully pretty great and relevant for a lot of people.

dear princess celestia

@salticid​ you’re amazing and I love ur cryptic spambot convo I hope u like this!!

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IVE FOUND IT AT LAST

ph my fuckning gog

they are going this drink after me when i die

the horsepussy

We can’t have shit anymore

don't you dare hide this in the tags