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Great Alastor, Altruist, Died For His Friends

@crowclubkaz / crowclubkaz.tumblr.com

sarah // 27 // queer af // she/her
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fffffuuuuuck all but one (1) lax bro

what is he saying, though

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zim-tits

Bitty probably has to bring back notes to whiskey for translation.

“The rivalry is on hold during meetings. Ignore the non-athelete gossip and keep making goals. You’re cool.”

can we all agree that Chad L.’s last name is “lacrosse”

I mean, yeah.

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birlcholtz

bitty is like hey whiskey chad l from the lacrosse team said something and i was hoping you could explain what it means?

and whiskey is like oh you mean chad lacrosse or chad lacroix?

and bitty’s like pardon and whiskey’s like chad lacrosse is the captain. chad lacroix is a sophomore. was it chad lacrosse or chad lacroix and bitty has to sit down for a minute

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jewishnursey

I see your bitty bakes their wedding cake and I raise you jack takes their wedding photos!

okay this is cute but lemme tell you that as a baker who married a photographer? it is IMPOSSIBLE to hire someone to meet your standards. these nerds are gonna be the pickiest wedding couple. jack is going to have a shot list 15 years long. bitty is going to have 20 taste tests. someone is going to have to be in charge of neither of them interfering with people doing their jobs on the wedding day because they are supposed to be *enjoying* their day, not working it. it’s gonna be rough and hilarious and i am here for it. 

I’ll raise again. After a month of this shit, Lardo and Dex step in. Lardo helps Jack cull his shot list down and Dex accompanies Bitty to taste testing and uses Bitty’s own baking knowledge against him.

HERE FOR IT

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