gather a bunch of rocks on the top of a tall building and drop them from the top one at a time
make sure the roadkill has decomposed enough before you eat it. it will help you break through the meat with your beak
straight up fucking GRAB someones little dog and fly off with it
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keep the littlest mesh bag in ur backpack.
fill it with treasure.
steal shiny objects and keep them in the mesh bag
find another bird to share your life with. you can scavenge for nuts and berries and meat with them and it will be fun
its almost fall i can feel it in my bones. get ready to sit in the leafs and steal halloween candy
throw rocks at windows. if you dont have any rocks just fly at them until they break.
stay up all night to watch the animals. possums can be your best friends
do NOT play assassins creed syndicate. jacobs lover does unspeakable things to a baby crow. screenshot under cut
saw a crow today and remembered who i am
bird time .
make friends with black cats. be omens of bad luck together.
eat the wrappers on reeces peanut butter cups they add some good texture
sit at the tops of statues. youre more important than whoever the statue is for.
make it hard for people to tell what gender you are! im not male or female, im just bird
use human trash as a hat. put on a fun little smoothie cup
hang out at a taco bell. steal a quesadilla.