the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe

Hi guinea pig amd welcome to your SAW TRAP infront of you is bag of lettuce and next to you is bag of peaflake and next to you is timothy hay and behind you is wooden hidey hole and next to you is chopped tomayo and ne

dick game so bad i dont even have one

anerican choese

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

thanks everyone for playing in my sand. and implicitly understanding that its my sand

i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh

when people are like “oh so you’re just gonna judge someone for their political beliefs?” yes actually. I think someone’s values and opinions is a pretty reasonable thing to judge them for.

*spits up blood & looks up, smirking* heh, torture me all you like but ill never tell you the answer to the sphinxs riddle, because im stupid as fuck, & dont know it