Ovi‘s Dick Piercing

and all was right in the world

in fact, the ultimate winner’s room fic of my dreams is geno/coots

hey, thanks for this ask, ‘preciate it! i still have a couple things left over in my ask that im gonna post over the next couple days. glad you liked the ones i did so far!

here ya go, bud!

this just in: the flyers mascot gritty was actually apparently just jamie oleksiak at his part time job all along

rat man rat man rat man rat man rat man

i didnt quite mean for it to turn out this way but ive been drawing for like 8 hours straight at this point trying to finish these before bed so,,, here you go. vaguely eldritch lookin rat man

haha you definitely have me confused with someone else; ive never drawn swaymark before. but since im drawing all the requests in my inbox to cheer up the hockeyblr populace, here they are

theyre probably gossiping about the opposing forwards and their absolute muffin shots,

extra fluffy bunny incoming friendo 💛

do u think whenever quinn hughes’ proximity to the state of new jersey increases the jaws theme starts quietly humming away ominously in the background?

i dont follow the habs much but he seems like such a ray of sunshine!!

local man believes in the magic power of mustaches, gets judged by his man severely

now thats what i call an anon of taste, this rarepair gets the kook stamp of approval!

lmaoooo, amazing anon

haha yeah i have. honestly nothing new from him given all the “yessirski”s he used to drop in his streams, but i do think it’s funny that he says it so casually

sid trained him well i guess

yeah, there’s absolutely that, and mitch marner is definitely a whole subsection in that drafted post i have lying around, but when i said that “almost all generational talents have been the first male victim of misogyny” i was actually referring to Lemieux and Howe (and McDavid to a lesser degree, but that one’s a bit weird and ties into Mitch Marner). Gordie “Mr. Hockey” Howe was an absolute specimen of a man, held all of the records before Gretzky, and is commonly thought of as the first “generational player” in the NHL. He mostly did it through longevity (played for 26 seasons into his 50s), but he was a good fucking player, too. He was a very masculine clean-cut farm boy. He also originated the “Gordie Howe Hat-Trick” which is a goal, an assist, and a fight in a game.

Lemieux was not as physical a player (not saying much for the 80s…) but he was tall and broad. he was unreasonably fast and played like he was a foot shorter than he was (silky mitts, extremely fluid stickhandling) but that didn’t change the fact that he was definitely a mountain of a guy and definitely fell more into the standards of classical masculinity at the time.

Those two are more or less the outliers when it comes to generational talents though; it’s pretty interesting that otherwise they’re almost always: too pretty, too small, don’t fight enough, etc.

But yeah, if you’re curious, re: “the first male victim of misogyny”, the hockey generational talents that i personally think are relevant for the topic are: Valeri Kharlamov, Wayne Gretzky, Steve Yzerman, Sidney Crosby (ft. Alex Ovechkin), and Mitch Marner. It’s still in the drafting stages, and there’s also probably an interesting side note to be made about Bedard. I started writing the post one evening in a fit of inspiration and have just been swamped irl ever since. my schedule’s cleared up recently though, so i might sit down and finish it up

oh my god please do, tbh michael latta/tom wilson(/andre burakovsky) is one of those ship tags that’s really just god-tier in terms of fic quality. small but extremely good tag. in general fic that involves tom wilson is almost always insanely good for like no reason. and i’m such a sucker for that kind of himbo4himbo dynamic; it’s truly outstanding. i gotta say i think in HRPF there’s a surprising lack of true dumb energetic golden retriever frat boy himbo4himbo type relationship dynamics given how extremely prevalent those personalities are in the nhl. i’ve seen some in recent memory in the drysdale/zegras tag which tbh is a fair successor to the brobeans legacy from all that i know, but yeah. i think disaster frat boy energy needs to make a comeback in fic

makes sense and mildly compels me. lil old school, i never really got into the isles but it’s a type of bro dynamic i really enjoy (see also: the OG brobeans michael latta/tom wilson)