Ending the day on a high 🍃 note 😌
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new variant on “your boos mean nothing; I’ve seen what makes you cheer”
"Your thirst means nothing; I've seen what makes you horny."
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Did I see the word “jocktober” enough yesterday or did i simply wear a jockstrap to work because I need to do laundry? 🤔
Snapped a quick pick before heading to work😘
Fine I’ll post the jockstrap, for the attention
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need big tiger to cuddle...
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Modern take on the sword in the stone:
Well first I have to explain what knotting means
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I am now on love with leaf-tailed geckos
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Me flirting: so is your bed comfy? Do you have nice blankets?
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how it feels to not care about something that used to drive you insane
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i dont get on my knees often (feat. my puppies' stairs)
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frankiethebaron
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Reference pics for my future self
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the weekend