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Last posts are dying off pretty quick Again so here we are, but:

Hi, I'm Ko, I'm a native queer artist who needs help financially. I live with my mother who is on disability, her boyfriend, and our two cats. I'm trying to save up for a driver's license (180 CAD) and for funds to get my own place (???? Unsure how much that'll cost). I also have regular expenses like cat food and litter, and food for myself.

I currently accept digital art commissions both flat rate and sliding scale, and do payment plans for those who can't afford all at once.

I need a license so I can actually start college courses and get a job placement, because the program I plan on going into is a 40 minute drive away, and I can't rely on Uber or Lyft for that as we don't have rideshare in town, and taxis are insanely expensive.

If you only have a couple bucks to spare even, it'd be really appreciated. If you can't, even a reblog will help a ton. Because I'm in Canada I don't have v*nmo or c*shapp, so below is the only stuff I have other than my k0-fi which is in my pinned. Thanks!

P*ypal

E-transfer (Dm for email)

(And I can't believe I have to say this, but don't trigger tag this post?)

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

Ok u guys, i reallly hate to do this but this should be the LAST TIME for the forseeable future. I had a $200 loan paymwnt come out which has left me $200 short on rent. I have until the 5th to get rent paid. I cannot pay it any later because i have already set up a payment plan with my landlord and if i don't follow thru with it they will evict me. I have a job now and my first paycheck is next friday, November 12th. After this, since i have consistent income and childcare, i really shouldn't have any problems making rent and paying my bills. If you could please help me!!! Or even just reblog!!!!! I would seriously appreciate it. I'm so sorry to be asking for help again but this really shouldn't happen anymore after this i hope!!

Venmo: kodamabutts

Cashapp: $kodamabutts

Paypal.me/kodamabutts

Pls reblog this i only have 3 days to somehow get $200 😔

When ur friend grows to be several feet taller than you, gets absolutely ripped, and also is a giant frog

@shitpost-sides 1. You have the absolute HOTTEST takes and 2. That comedic timing is on point how dare you be funnier than me on my own post

The fact that the fandom saw Patton having a breakdown as something unsympathetic explains a lot actually.

gomez addams is the dream friend. id kill to have that dude in my corner. like if he found out my company closed cuz of covid he’d just give me 5k a month until “you get back on your feet, old boy”. I’d have to sword fight him like twice a week but then I’d just get better at sword fighting. literally what is the downside

I know the common is when virgil was a child he was like a scaredy cat, little tiny wimpy boy or whatever. Which is a fair and valid HC I mean he would be a child’s fear yk. But if he was still just an a**hole back then like in pre AA would he just look like this-

this is so cursed,,,

You just can’t handle the t r u t h

Yes. So much yes

It checks out

early 00s media was the era of the boring girl protagonist and her heavily lesbian-coded bff

The series is being produced by “Global Citizen” huh? I wonder where they get their funding from…

Would you look at that, the series promoting good social media metrics as “activism” is made by a group bankrolled by the world’s largest and most powerful corporations who all stand to benefit materially by preventing any meaningful change to the status quo.

Don’t fall for this bullshit excuse for a show.

I cannot believe they did Neoliberal Apprentice

Sometimes I feel bad laughing at fandom drama because I think "Man they're just teens they'll grow up of it" and then I find they're people older than me some with children even

“Undercover Police in gay clubs”

I enjoyed this so much more when I thought it was "straight dude who's dealer is out of town."

look, I know it’s ~problematic~ for all kinds of reasons but I do kind of love when there’s a character with few or no scruples who outsources their moral compass to someone else

it’s sort of the equivalent of when a cat jumps up somewhere they shouldn’t be and you just pick them up and move them off it, only with murder or whatever. 

character a looking at character b like “okay is this a situation where I can do a murder” and character b like. “no. we’ve gone over this.”

I just find it very funny

It also allows for the situation where A asks if it’s murder time and B, with barely contained fury vibrating in every vein, replies, “Yes.”

i’d be lying if i said i was a huge fan of his but people get so weirdly “CRINGE” about thomas sanders on here these days. like…. everything about him makes sense when u remember his whole thing is just creating earnest ~wholesome~ Web Content for kids and young teens. people used to like him for that but it’s just not Cool anymore i guess

they hate him because he doesn’t hate ace people. the day he said asexuals are queer is the day this website turned on him.

and in the years since, the general attitude of tumblr has made a strong shift toward ‘any Adult interacting with or courting the attention of minors in any way is 100% a predator’ so that hasn’t helped either

don’t know if y’all noticed this but patton is like the physical manifestation of this guys morality and he’s funky and he wears a cardigan around his shoulders and he giggles and he’s bitchy and he makes dad jokes and he is full of love

you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3

girl help the pessimists found me

nothing demonstrates the real goals of copyright and intellectual property law like the fact that as a scholar it’s literally better to pirate than it is to use the access your institution pays a large amount of money for

legitimate academic access: one (1) person on the face of the planet can view this book for one (1) hour at a time, in a resolution and browser frame that make it almost completely unreadable!

piracy: click link to download full pdf