CRISS

Ted Spankoffski fans when he ruins his own life and horrifically dies as a miserable and pathetic man for the 87th time

No idea but you can watch it if you save it in liked vids or if you send the link somewhere

I don’t think I can stress enough how unwell I am about this man

@crisstinah I'm on a ted-spotting mission. Tagging you in any ted stuff that pops up on my dash

THANK YOU AND HOLY SHIT THIS LOOKS AMAZING

Smash or Pass

@crisstinah hes in there, im counting it as a ted post

The streets are cold 🥶

Yeah this is a redraw, what about it?

Close ups under cut

AAAAAAAAAA THEM!!!

I was in a deep slumber (10 minute nap) and when i awoke, this very image was ingrained into my head so i knew what i had to do:

BIBLICALLY ACCURATE TED SPANKOFFSKI

(Body: Nick Wilde

Head: Andrew Garfield

Mustache: The dad from Inside Out)

@crisstinah

The dad from inside out IS just Ted. Exactly him.

ted looking at henry up & down when he does this. happy pride month to ted!

@crisstinah

HE’S PAN. HE’S PAN AND YOU KNOW IT

Or bi. If bi, we matching

very very VERY random idea

But imagine Joey gets casted as Tinky for like a nightmare time or something so he can look like Ted and absolutely mess with Pete

This. Now. Please.

You know,,, Ted's deepest desire is to settle down and start a family, but if we're being honest, that man would suck as a father and husband

I don't think getting married would immediately fix him, even if it was with someone he deeply cared about, like Charlotte. We can see how he isn't the nicest to his much younger brother, and considering how much he changed when Jenny "left", he definitely picked on kid Pete

Ted's whole character is being an asshole who never gets what he wants, he is meant to lose at everything and be extremely lonely. If he were to get what he wants in life, it would't take long for that thing to leave him, as we've seen in canon

I guess that's why I find happy ending AUs with him kinda funny, ngl. Do what you want of course, but that man is destined to be miserable and that's why I love him 🐐

Annoyingly deep character /pos

Chat is it obvious that I may have an obsession

yes.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHUT YP JSKTBEKDJKAJD

do you ship it?

@crisstinah OUR BOYS

WHAATTTT ITS ACTUALLY NOTICED WOOOOO

SHIP IT IS UP TO 12.7%!!

13.4 NOW AAAAAA

do you ship it?

@crisstinah OUR BOYS

WHAATTTT ITS ACTUALLY NOTICED WOOOOO

hate when ppl say "were never getting joey!peter and ted interacting bc joey plays both of them now ☹️" like did you guys watch daddy???? jaime lynn beatty was out there playing 3 ROLES AT THE SAME TIME. if we ever get a spankoffski bros nightmare time episode it is ENTIRELY POSSIBLE for joey to play the 2 of them and i would LOVE if he did

ME EVERY TIME I SEE PEOPLE SAY THAT

Wilbur cuts apples with the Black Blade and it pisses Wiggly off like ‘why are you using my most powerful magical artifact to eat your fucking fruit just eat it whole like Nibbly does.”

☼︎ rq'd by @python-nebula! ☼︎

(All images found on pinterest)