Teachable Moments

Summary: Castiel is having some trouble adjusting to being human, so you decide to assist him in learning about the basics. Pairing: Human!Castiel x Reader Word Count: 2026 Warnings: Awkwardness, Cas being adorably clueless, sexuality, hand job, masturbation A/N: This takes care of the “Human!Cas” square for @spnkinkbingo. I had to make him his adorable clueless self, and what better to do that with than having him try to figure out how to shave without cutting himself... that leads to other discoveries. This was beta’d by the ever so lovely @dean-winchesters-bacon and the gif was made by me!

A defeated groan came from the bathroom as you walked past on your way to the kitchen, and you stopped in your tracks, hesitantly putting your ear against the door before knocking lightly. Castiel was human now and had been for almost a month now, and if he was struggling with something, you wanted to help.

“You okay in there?” you asked.

Something clattered against what you assumed was the sink before the door to the bathroom flew open, revealing Castiel with almost his whole face covered in shaving cream and blood trickling down the areas where the shaving cream was missing.

“I do not understand how to do this without pain,” he grumbled, eyebrows pinching together through the shaving cream.

A bark of laughter erupted from your lips and you slammed your hand over your mouth. “I’m sorry, I’m not laughing at your predicament. I… Cas. You don’t cover your entire face in the shaving cream, just your chin, neck, upper lip, and sides of your face.”