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Stop Killing Jason Todd

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AO3 I started reading Batman comics for Jason, but I stayed for the angst and bad jokes.
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Bat Burger headcanons that no one asked for:

  • Bat Burger has always been open late, but in commemoration of Signal's crime fighting debut it began operating 24/7.
  • Condiment King has a vendetta against the Creative Director, Fatima Lòpez because she refuses to make a menu item themed after him or utilize his likeness in any way.
  • Villainous Venom is a flavor of Mountain Dew that is exclusive to Bat Burger. It does not contain any of the actual Venom drug, but it does have ungodly amounts of sugar and at least a few known carcinogens (but idk, isn't that true of all Mountain Dew??)
  • Maxie Zeus inspired a limited menu of Greek food including "The Gyro Gotham Deserves."
  • The shakes are actually really good for a fast food place and they have 52 different options for toppings, but the ice cream machine is always broken.
  • There's an urban legend about the burger patties having trace amounts of guano in them. The USDA has never found these claims to be true, but they have yet to test the Robin Nuggets so, who's to say?
  • Every hound can be a Bat Hound and take a bite out of crime with pup-friendly Bat Bones available in peanut butter, liver, and chicken flavors.

(Mostly I just wanted to show off the Bat Burger logo that I spent 3 hours rendering, but please feel free to add your own headcanons!)

#Bat Burger#batman comics#ace the bathound#Batman#Robin#maxie zeus#duke thomas#condiment king#mountain dew
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