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Elizardbeth

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I FUCKING LOVE WORMS 🏳️‍⚧️✝️ she/it
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a professor told his class “consciousness doesnt exist. there are only neurons”

a student stood up “would you eat a raw egg and then drink oil and vinegar?”

“no” the professor replied.

“would you eat mayonnaise? perhaps on a sandwich or with some fries”

“of course” the professor replied, unsure of the purpose of this inquiry.

“mayonnaise is made from these very things and yet when combined, new properties arise.”

the professor was astounded. “what is your name?” he demanded

“shadow the hedgehog” said the student

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i am not liable for anything i say in the mornimg

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rongzhi

(context: the person in the video is in the midst of making pilgrimage to Lhasa. The tradition is called kechangtou/磕长头 (ཕྱག་འཚལ/chak tsal; "head ceremony") Tibetan Buddhists will travel on foot from wherever they live to Lhasa, prostrating every three steps along the way. To aid in this, people making the pilgrimage will wear wooden blocks on their hands and (often leather) aprons over their clothes, which they will change or mend when the items get worn out. The person in the video is traveling with a friend. According to his account, he started his journey near the end of November 2023 and is nearly 90 days in.)

English added by me :)

It's the 'Buddha, he's cheating!' comment that really makes this perfect

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pkmndaisuki

@kianamaiart 's "i don't want to be a magical girl" is so adorable and i love a twist on a magical girl series, so i crossed it over with my own wip, magical dad!

(yes it is a dad in his early 40s who ends up activating the magic staff before his daughter even discovers that's what she had, but she's totally psyched for him, he's a little confused but has the spirit, and the guide creature is not pleased lol)

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kianamaiart

YAAAAAA SO CUTEEEEE!!! Already said it on twitter but i loooove this concept hehe

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rixypill

drew another indian miku‼️

i’ve always wanted to draw the sitar

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valtsv

i will sexualise the horrifying and find the horror in the sexualised

this is my campaign promise to you

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if you were born blonde and it "turned brown" you're not a brunette. you're still blonde it's just that you're a failure

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yeti-zeus

what if you were born with red hair but it all fell out after three days and re grew dark brown for some fucking reason

then you were afflicted by a wizard’s curse

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foone

My girlfriend is annoyed that I insist our lesbian sheep roleplay is zoologically accurate and thus we can't have sex, we just face away from each other and wait for the other to top

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Thanks for explaining

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