Slowest whump writer ever

Honestly, I'd probably punch either the Jeweler or Sapphire in the face, depending on my mood lol

@spookyboywhump @sourwhump @simplygrimly @just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi

Cheyenne Boone. 100% bc I’d love for her to beat me to a pulp.

@lonesome--hunter @crowned-avery @fairieboywhump @unicornscotty

Victor... no question that man needs punched.

No pressure tag: @milk-carton-whump @tears-and-lilies @sideblogformindtrash

Loui. I'd punch him so maybe he'll get his life together.

I'll tag @dont-touch-my-soup @as-a-matter-of-whump @abitefullofwhump

Oryn. He deserves it. And he would never expect someone to punch him.

What about you? @siren-of-agony @i-can-even-burn-salad @peachy-panic

Torley is for sure catching these hands.

Tagging: @hold-him-down @distinctlywhumpthing @thecyrulik @pumpkin-spice-whump

Someone needs to punch Heather Bakeman

Tagging: @deluxewhump @whumpsy-daisy

Max did punch Keith but it could be done again. I’d give it a go but I don’t think it would be super effective. Maybe a lil tap with my car though.

@whumptywhumpdump @thoughtsonhurtandcomfort @whump-tr0pes @orchidscript @whumpymirages @whumpy-writings @aseasonwithclara @burtlederp @looptheloup @starliight-musings

Gosh, if I had to pick one I would probably pick Henri's Old Master, Radford. He's absolutely despicable and he would not just be punched, rather he would get a brick to the face.

Tagging: @thecitythatdoesntsleep @distinctlywhumpthing

I'm punching Arson.

@whumpingwithaquestionableauthor @suspicious-whumping-egg

Already said this but I’d definitely punch Raina cause she deserves it and also Alec cause his pain is fun

@drxxmingofblue @crimson-wrld @sourwhump

Its honestly hard to choose but I'm going with Grayson because he's way too damn smug.

@mascwhump @whump-world @kim-poce

Just thinking of quotes for my Classics exam today and getting materials in Final Fantasy War of the Visions :)

@dremyink06 @xiiiwayfinders @mothtrrash @theorganizationxiiiaskblog @bluerosetail

And you guys?

Buzzfeed Unsolved. And food

Um @xionandpluto14 @iturmom @tharkflark1 @boredegg @way-too-many-fandoms-to-count

A short story I’m writing

@artarcade @not-today-thx @gingerbreadgodofhyperdeath @weird-au-askblog @snasthesket

a Friday night Funkin’ song

@yandere-androgynistic-demon @asiadoesstuff @imapparentlycoolandfriendly @soythesaucytoast @princelingphoenyx

My characters and redrawing and writing about them and thinking about posions for a characters background

@theres-whump-in-that-nebula

The word “went” has no present-tense conjugation in the English language.

Just like “went”, “dreamt” ends in a consonant-T combination, and its present-tense conjugation is “dream.” Therefore, it can be surmised that if “went” had a present-tense conjugation, it would be “wean.”

In a sentence: “I am weaning to the store to get some beets.”

This realization prompted me to create a dialect of English even worse than Newspeak. So, naturally, I am very disgusted with myself.

@whumpers-inc, @incoherent-introspection, @astudyinpanda

i’m thinking about the fnaf timeline while trying to worldbuild my whump universe but obviously since i’m thinking about the fnaf timeline i got distracted

@possibsomewhumpblog @locked-in-a-library @angstywishes @suspicious-whumping-egg @whumpwillow​

(was tagged as whumpwillow but posting on main)

currently daydreaming about fantasy royalty and nobility…what else is new

@kween-pinescales @actress4him @whumpy-arts-and-crafts

Daydreaming about my new villain boy… and how to hurt him

@emeraldwhump @onlywhump @hopepetal @epiclamer

Honestly I’ve been thinking a lot about two polish bands, or rather their music? Video and Wilki they have a really specific sound but it’s similar.

@hurting-fictional-people @whump-world

Hm hm hm I was thinking about the new digital drawing tablet I purchased

@bright-whump @insaneinthepaingame @crimson-wrld @myst-in-the-mirror @for-the-love-of-nsfwhump

Speaking of drawing tablets (congrats, I'm excited for you!) I'm thinking about my oc Espen and how I might wanna change his hair design, drawing hair is hard ;-;

@kim-poce @mascmasochist @happy-whumper (I never know who to tag aghh)