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They need to remove the "convicted felon" option from job applications, and anything else that requires you to say whether or not you have a criminal history. Because CLEARLY if we can have a convicted felon in the white house, then convicted felons everywhere should be allowed to get jobs, should be allowed to vote, etc.

i genuinely think people harassing celebs is a labor rights issue as well as a conversation about boundaries. celebs make art for you and perform for you but they, like me performing my metaphorical song and dance for my customers, have off the clock time that needs to be recognized for what it is. celebs are artists making art for you, they, a person, are not a commodity. you are not entitled to them at any time day or night any more than my boss is entitled to ask me to work off the clock either.

whenever people say shit like “i couldn’t be polyamorous, i’m so jealous and possessive. if my partner even LOOKS at another girl/guy i’m gonna kick them out of a window” i’m like well you should probably be working on that. like even if you don’t end up doing polyamory it’s probably good to not be like that

To distract everyone from all the stress of politics here is a leaf sheep.

It's a type of sea slug and the only animal known to photosynthesize like a plant. And it's adorable.

Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable

This is what it was like

A goddamn legend walks among us

this windows 95 era software we use at work has a rotating 3d skull gif if the person who owned the account died

"if things got hard i wouldn't let my friend live with me it's hard to live with someone and it's exhausting " true but i would kill for my friend, to give them a place to stay in hardship would be nothing to me. because I'm not a pussy.

i could be living in a cardboard box and i still would make space for a friend

While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.

Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of Clickhole, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.

this is so fuckin funny

"B-but we're both girls!" [cutely beats you with a hammer]

Crimson Speckled Footman Moth (Utetheisa pulchella), family Erebidae, Portugal

photograph by Ricardo Gonçalves

Mayuri coded

Find seven differences

One is bigger and also a war criminal, that's all I got

I love this website. Where else am I gonna find weirdos that look at a man who canonically commits war crimes for fun and go "That's a baby. A precious child."

Have you even LIVED if you are a Mayuri fan and didn't call him a precious baby?!

Facts. That's baby girl. Thats princess. That's pookie. I wanna pinch his cheeks and tell him that it's nap time cuz he seems a little grumpy.

I have no idea what OP thinks about this turn of events on his post but I kinda hope he's just like

Well if u see this OP, its not the first time we've seen a moth and been like !!!!! It's just like our Special Little Guy!!!!! Also yes Mayuri is Babygirl.. whether he likes it or not.. in fact, the whole babygirl thing made me remember this art I drew last year in which he uhm. well. he likes it:3

(I actually dont have a whole lot to add. I'm sure everyone's seen that art. Just saw this post and HAD to interact lol. Bc 'how is a moth a war criminal' made me Wheeze XD)