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11 Moments When Deadpool Expressed His Sexuality
YYou know, if you happen to read the dialogue very carefully, Deadpool makes a jab at Iceman for staring at his legs. Quite recently though, Iceman was revealed to actually be gay. The young mutant had compartmentalized his sexuality because he couldn't deal with being both a mutant and gay. Now I can't help but wonder if Deadpool happened to pick up on this.I mean you can't blame Wilson, it's Spiderman for crying out loud. If you happen to team up with a perverted omnisexual and you're wearing spandex, do look out.The two of them happened to make a brief stint as partners for what can only be assumed was marketing gold, and now the pair are stuck together. Even the internet seems to think so.Admit it. You've probably thought about it at least once. If you haven't inferred what I mean, I obviously mean buying a Chimichanga for the Deadpool premiere. What did you think I was talking about? You perverts.
However, the biggest pervert of all is none other than the Mercenary-Who-Talks-Too-Much (I felt a slightly altered title would be more original than his other nicknames), Deadpool. Unlike his super compatriots, who may happen to give slightly innuendo-filled banter with villains, Mr. DP tends to come through with his word. Thus, I have compiled a list of moments where Deadpool has reigned in as the Number-One-Queer-Antihero.
1. Whenever Deadpool and Spiderman Team Up
I mean you can't blame Wilson, it's Spiderman for crying out loud. If you happen to team up with a perverted omnisexual and you're wearing spandex, do look out.
The two of them happened to make a brief stint as partners for what can only be assumed was marketing gold, and now the pair are stuck together. Even the internet seems to think so. Even Deadpool himself is aware.
2. Cable and Deadpool
Sometimes, it becomes obvious when a good thing is going on. Deadpool and Cable is no exception. The two seem to have the best Super Bromance besides Superman and Batman, but we're not here to talk about those two. Let's just let Midnight and Apollo help those two out and let us focus on the The Merc and his biotechnic friend. Although the two seem to have a seemingly sexual frustrated friendship, they never do anything about it. Really when you get down to it. the duo's innuendos are really just Story Writers' ways of selling a fantasy. Literally. Never the less, Deadpool is completely comfortable around his friend.
3. Deadpool Referencing Penetration
4. When He Crossdressed as Jean Grey
You know, if you happen to read the dialogue very carefully, Deadpool makes a jab at Iceman for staring at his legs. Quite recently though, Iceman was revealed to actually be gay. The young mutant had compartmentalized his sexuality because he couldn't deal with being both a mutant and gay. Now I can't help but wonder if Deadpool happened to pick up on this.
5. When He Flirts With Already Well-Known Gay Characters
In this particular instance the victims are famous Young Avengers, Wiccan and Hulkling. Both are famous for being one of the first openly gay couples who happened to be teenagers and also happen to be superheroes. Ha ha ha, win win.
6. Deadpool Comments on Frank Castle's Butt
However, this one moment just proves how easily Deadpool can get lost in his thoughts that they can get spoken aloud. This is also a good example of Deadpool objectifying one of MANY Marvel characters.
7. Random Horniness
How to diffuse a situation with a sexual joke that doesn't really help diffuse the situation, but hey, he's Deadpool.
8. References to Sexual Encounters With Other Men in the '70's
9. Beatrice the Bearded Woman
Now, some might argue that this is not a queer moment, but it is. The fact that Deadpool is attracted to a woman with a beard is just a cherry on top of the cheesecake. The fact that she has a beard just accentuates Deadpool's omnisexuality (pansexuality if the other word makes your head hurt too much).
10. Deadpool's Secret Crush on Thor
11. Deadpool's Crush on Both Captain America and Black Widow
Yes, at first Deadpool expresses a crush on everyone's favorite widow, Natasha, but then he is offered Cap instead. And he remains absolutely content nonetheless. Yup. He's queer.
I for one cannot wait to see the new film. With the promise of a queer Deadpool, I can only hope that there are moments like these abundantly shown in the film.
Written by Creator Eli Walton
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