Donald Trump Makes Election Promise To Doctor Who Fans - "We will find out what happened to those missing sixties episodes."

Written by Creator Max Taylan on Creators.co

Warning: Satire ahead

While 2016 Presidential candidate Donald Trump may be known for his divisive rhetoric, he certainly wasn't rebuking any Doctor Who fans at a recent rally in Iowa.

"I know lots of Doctor Who fans - Whovians - that are just so sick of all these lies."

Trump was of course referring to a series of ongoing rumours within the Doctor Who community, regarding the discovery of around 80 missing episodes from the 1960s.

"We got Web, we got Enemy. But where's Marco? And I don't mean Rubio," he said, before pausing to let the audience to laugh.

"I've spoken to Phil Morris - what a great guy! But he was so shy about these episodes! I think what Doctor Who fans want more than anything is a straight answer - and that's what I'm going to promise you if I'm elected."

Many fans speculate that the episodes still exist in countries where a formal exchange would be complicated. Sierra Leone is one of these places; in fact, it was here that the 2013 discovery of 9 episodes was made.

"Here's what I propose we do," said Trump when asked about his solution to this global crisis. "Africa is a hotspot for these episodes, so I'm willing to send in some of our bravest men and women in the Marines to locate and obtain those episodes - and then get them the hell back to the UK where they belong."

"Syria is another hotspot. With all the fighting going on over there, I've heard reports that missing episodes are being left scattered on the streets. Power of the Daleks could literally be sitting in some guy's back garden!"

Currently it's uncertain how much this new electoral promise has swayed the votership. However this is not an unusual move for Trump, as he has been asked to respond to this for many months. Needless to say, if Trump manages to get the majority on his side and win the election, Doctor Who fans might get an early Christmas present.