🦌…🌰

The child ran into hyperlasers arms and hugged him smiling and giggling,

" Papa!.. I.. uh.. "

it stumbled over its words trying to remember something

" I found this biiig rock! And i picked it up and i have it now!! Do you wanna see it? "

The child ran off to illumina knows where and came back dragging a bag on the ground and gave it to katana and hyperlaser

🦌…🌰

(Looking mildly confused, Hyper looks up at Katana blankly for a short bit. Their gazes shifted and lingered on the bag for a bit, Hyperlaser scrutinizing the shape of the bag for a long while, muffled whirrs and beeps coming from inside his helmet before they all abruptly stop. Katana switches his attention to the little demon while Hyper cautiously looks around the bag, hesitant to open it.)

"Little one, uhm-" (Katana is incredibly hesitant as to say the wrong things, not wanting to upset the little kid by stating that the two are in fact... not their parents.) "Can you tell us where you found the rock?"

🦌…🌰

" I found the rock in a verryy pretty pond, there were a lot of fish in it!! And i got hungry when i saw them! "

It opened the bag to show a rock with dirt and moss, and it was a bit big

🦌…🌰

(Hyperlaser strikes up a conversation with the little demon about the rock and the fish and where they came from, nodding and taking the rock out of the bag with some effort. Holding a claw to the chin of his mask, Katana nods and thinks, looking around at their surroundings. There isn't a lot of demons here, and a spawn fountain so out in the open??? No that.. couldn't be it. This kid had to be lost and mistook the two as their parents. One would usually understand their mistake by now though. Looking back at the little demon, he places his claw lightly on the kids head.)

"Sayyy kiddo.. any older demons here you may recognize? Anyone like parents or guardians...? " (He has plenty more questions, as does Hyperlaser .. but one at a time, to not overwhelm them.)

🦌…🌰

it shook its head and hugged Katana

" Just you papa and dad!! "

the young demon yawned, rubbing its eye and looked at katanas mask before pulling away.

🦌…🌰

(Blink blink. Well it was worth a try. Katana looks at Hyper, who's given up on scrutinizing the rock, and they just... don't know what to do, really. They have been given a child for some reason, and no one else here is about to take care of them sooo.. Katana sighs. Neither of their factions are a good place for this kid to live and there's a lot of complications- stresstresstresstresstresstress, Katana is.. pacing now.)

🦌…🌰

the child looked at katana, wondering why he was pacing, it tapped hyperlasers back before asking

" Dad, why is papa doing that? "

It pointed to katana, still pacing, it thought katana was possessed by the spirit of a dog ghost. Why?? Kid logic or something

🦌…🌰

(Hyperlaser spoke very matter-of-factly, but in a manner that was straightforward for the kid to understand. He places a hand on top of the kid's head, standing up from the crouch he was in when observing the rock. Arms crossed, Hyper faced Katana, while simultaneously allowing his helmet to scan the kid, observing their horns and unique features before fully focusing on Katana and beckoning him over with a hand motion.)

(Katana nods and lightly taps his mask against Hyper's, looking down at the kid, unsure about how to continue this whole ordeal without panicking again.)

🦌…🌰

the small demon went up to katana and gave him a hug, looking up at him with a smile

" Does this make you feel better, papa? "

it gave katana a little pat on the arm

🦌…🌰

last google search, go

um. Tag four people.

what do they make sewer tunnels out of

@ncc1701ohno @affixjoy @the-magpieprince @twinkboimler

Capital of Georgia

(My dad has a magnet that says Tbilisi on it and I was curious if it was a typo or not)

@its-that-gay-fox @literarycrow @saunteredvaugelydownwards

house election results

i know, very boring

@multishipper33 @aries-of-spades

wordle

whaaaaat I’m totally not doing daily wordles just to test myself pshhhh who would do that not me not cool people like me nuh-uh

@olithewitch @witherhusbandsislife

Jas stardew valley

I really like stardew valley and I needed to know her likes and dislikes because it was her birthday

@cresant-heart09 @starcrossedandstupid @cheetah-roll @pocket-sized-nightmare @insomnya777

stardew valley wiki

I needed to check where to catch a specific fish for a quest

@nixon-stars @the-arts-of-chaos @nikidykeachu @cyclopscollector @xexpaguette @v4guelyv4mpiric

Estúpido cupido de celly campello letra

Forgor the lyrics 2 the song</3

@plaguethewaters @bumblee27 @anthropomorphicclown

Where can I watch tintin and the golden fleece?

It's not even funny I can't find this stupid film ANYWHERE, I've downloaded like 5 streaming services that have said they have it and then proceeded to not have it. I don't even care if it's an English dub anymore I will freaking learn French for the sole purpose of watching this film

@justabit-silly @blujellyfish21 @secretkittywolf @ace-of-arthropods @falseori @mimaymamomo

42 dollars in pounds

i wanted to buy the sherlock holmes comic by somebody on tumblr i forgot but it was nearly 40 quid with shipping 😭😭

@interfacefox @greenmossyrock

i can't remember who my other mutuals are rn

Can you get your learners permit at 15

@arospec-dragon @neverquiteeden

House md

I'm so normal guys(not)

@morehousebites @shadowcats4 @shadykingsalad @thatineffablewitch @belpheg0r-luna

“can i give my dog coriander powder”

If you know what this is regarding from last night, you know 🤷‍♀️ lol

Btw the answer is YES and it’s good for their digestion!

Tagging @queer-reader-07 @bowtiepastabitch @embervoices and @ghostsparrow but no pressure of course

"Do shrimps have legs"

I am very tired and just wanted to make a joke about my partner's cat who I'm starting to give nicknames to. No additional context :)

Tagging @crowleys-bentley-and-plants @unidentifiedlyingobject @eybefioro @haemey

"Dramatic voices program Berlin"

Sounded cool when I saw an ad for it. Turned out to be a pay-to-sing with a medium four digit fee.

Hell nah.

@lickthecowhappy @knifeforkspooncup @theonevoice @phoen1xr0se

"sunday morning velvet underground lyrics"

because

"Sunday morning and I'm falling I've got a feeling I don't want to know"

@knifeforkspooncup @onceuponapuffin @simonezitrone79

"Vans Filmore Tartan"

Can't get rid of my tartan obsession and was searching for a pair of fitting shoes

@di-42 @itsscottiesstark @ineffably-queer-book-lover

Jesus' words to Lazarus.

In case anyone was wondering, in English they sound much less dramatic than in Italian. Takes the fun out of it, really.

@chaos-is-ineffable @curiouspupsicle @fatpinkbitch @snognes

Ha ha. Jokes on you. I don't use Google for search. But last search elsewhere: how New York replaces congressman after resignation Someone's watching the incoming US president shoot himself in the foot by purging his legislative majority to hire loyalists for his administration.

@humbledragon669, @enthusiasteditor, @possibility-left

First image of Mars nasa

I'm editing a book concerning space...

My last "personal" search:

Conversion inches cm

(damn American cookbooks that don't use the metric system 🙂)

@introvertathome @littlesheeneffect @orth82 @introverted-astrophile no pressure 🙂

Melting point of aspirin

(I had chemistry lab yesterday)

@phoen1xr0se @enthusiasteditor @immortal101 @anotherwatchedninja

The definition of the word “ire”

I was writing a poem.

@bees-official @akaryotic @badatgmrt @approximately-84328-bees

Yanmega pokemondb

Lil guy has some shockingly good stats ngl

@tameable50 @coquette-baguette @garmrin @orchid-merryweather

Timothy Pickering

i was writing a school project about Hamilton the real guy

@iralthegreat @clear-chaos-collection @lukadjo @your-average-sentient-suit @phoe-ix

"Has the riddler done hard drugs" the answer is apparently yes btw

@unthinkingidiot @royaldoge7370 @davidthephoneguy @thygoddessouijathicc

“youkai watch y academy english” I was seeing if any of the Japanese yokai watch games had fan translations

@wario-speedwagon @crashingmeteor3

"portal release date"

I wanted to know how late to the party I was when I played it for the first time last year

@prismkat @glamourrock @m0thwinged @raspberry-vinaigrette

"love is a gentle thing yours is thicker than a velvet ring"

didn't remember the song name LOL

@dababiers @eyeoftheb3h0ld3r @melllrlrlrl

"it is as if you were making love"

was bored n looking for the game lmao

@give-liife @apfelmusschwul @ghoulishrose @badahhstapler no pressure tags :3

"when was the last lobotomy performed"

the answer is 1967, and it was performed by Dr. Walter Freeman, and it ended in the patient's death 👍

@momo-the-goob @distractedvoid @totallyrealnotimaginary @iloveraytoro /nf

"sideways m symbol"

i was in fact, disappointed

@yellowrabbitfurry @katslitterbox @sythrynn @madmunchiesmuller

”what kinds of british alcohol are there”

no clue how to explain this

@owlthehybrid @l-dave-miller-l @ross-yippee @garrysaskblog

”how to teleport to coordinates in Minecraft”

I WAS SO FLIPPINH CONFUSED

@garrysaskblog @ross-yippee @l-dave-miller-l

“anglerfish mating”

…. 🙂

shiiiii who do I tag

@ross-yippee @garrysaskblog

uh. “Most cringe sexual pick up lines.”

uh

@ross-yippee

lalalala

' funny cat names '

i wanted to see funny cat names.

@brokerplushsg @spiderman2-99 @exnoiafork @cosmic-corporation

Need this mf skinned alive 😍💕

🦌…🌰

The child ran into hyperlasers arms and hugged him smiling and giggling,

" Papa!.. I.. uh.. "

it stumbled over its words trying to remember something

" I found this biiig rock! And i picked it up and i have it now!! Do you wanna see it? "

The child ran off to illumina knows where and came back dragging a bag on the ground and gave it to katana and hyperlaser

🦌…🌰

(Looking mildly confused, Hyper looks up at Katana blankly for a short bit. Their gazes shifted and lingered on the bag for a bit, Hyperlaser scrutinizing the shape of the bag for a long while, muffled whirrs and beeps coming from inside his helmet before they all abruptly stop. Katana switches his attention to the little demon while Hyper cautiously looks around the bag, hesitant to open it.)

"Little one, uhm-" (Katana is incredibly hesitant as to say the wrong things, not wanting to upset the little kid by stating that the two are in fact... not their parents.) "Can you tell us where you found the rock?"

🦌…🌰

" I found the rock in a verryy pretty pond, there were a lot of fish in it!! And i got hungry when i saw them! "

It opened the bag to show a rock with dirt and moss, and it was a bit big

🦌…🌰

(Hyperlaser strikes up a conversation with the little demon about the rock and the fish and where they came from, nodding and taking the rock out of the bag with some effort. Holding a claw to the chin of his mask, Katana nods and thinks, looking around at their surroundings. There isn't a lot of demons here, and a spawn fountain so out in the open??? No that.. couldn't be it. This kid had to be lost and mistook the two as their parents. One would usually understand their mistake by now though. Looking back at the little demon, he places his claw lightly on the kids head.)

"Sayyy kiddo.. any older demons here you may recognize? Anyone like parents or guardians...? " (He has plenty more questions, as does Hyperlaser .. but one at a time, to not overwhelm them.)

🦌…🌰

it shook its head and hugged Katana

" Just you papa and dad!! "

the young demon yawned, rubbing its eye and looked at katanas mask before pulling away.

🦌…🌰

(Blink blink. Well it was worth a try. Katana looks at Hyper, who's given up on scrutinizing the rock, and they just... don't know what to do, really. They have been given a child for some reason, and no one else here is about to take care of them sooo.. Katana sighs. Neither of their factions are a good place for this kid to live and there's a lot of complications- stresstresstresstresstresstress, Katana is.. pacing now.)

🦌…🌰

the child looked at katana, wondering why he was pacing, it tapped hyperlasers back before asking

" Dad, why is papa doing that? "

It pointed to katana, still pacing, it thought katana was possessed by the spirit of a dog ghost. Why?? Kid logic or something

🦌…🌰

" It could be a lie "

*Draven bursts into the room with his wings vibrating violently, his eyes filled with excitement. He was really into MCR.*

*also bursts into the room*

"HOLY SHIT FOR REAL??"

*Jayde also bursts into the room* "WAIT WHAAT"

'WHY IS EVERYONE IN MY SHOP?'

Fades into existence

" How much and can we go? "

"I'm gonna get all the data you can't find I GOTTA GO SEE MCR LIVE PLEASE"

'Okay, jesus. Can't believe the motivator to get us out of here is MCR.'

" Can we go? "

*they're already gone. They went to go collect as much data as they could.*

*Draven also already left to scavenge for data. He would get into the vents that were too high up, and open the crates because he had high enough clearance*

"I GOT LIKE 10K DATA FISHBOY HOW MUCH DO WE NEED"

'HOW DID YOU GET THAT MUCH SO FAST?'

"cameras. I can see where the data is all over the place. It's like using an X-ray texture pack in Minecraft. Anyway, how much do we need?"

'And you didn't think of doing that before? That should be good, along with the rest I have. Thanks.'

@creator-is-herexp @expendable-x3 @dr-draven-atlas

"CHAT WE'RE GOING TO SEE MCR LETS GO"

" When? "

*Draven bursts into the room with his wings vibrating violently, his eyes filled with excitement. He was really into MCR.*

*also bursts into the room*

"HOLY SHIT FOR REAL??"

*Jayde also bursts into the room* "WAIT WHAAT"

'WHY IS EVERYONE IN MY SHOP?'

Fades into existence

" How much and can we go? "

"I'm gonna get all the data you can't find I GOTTA GO SEE MCR LIVE PLEASE"

'Okay, jesus. Can't believe the motivator to get us out of here is MCR.'

" Can we go? "

*Draven bursts into the room with his wings vibrating violently, his eyes filled with excitement. He was really into MCR.*

*also bursts into the room*

"HOLY SHIT FOR REAL??"

*Jayde also bursts into the room* "WAIT WHAAT"

'WHY IS EVERYONE IN MY SHOP?'

Fades into existence

" How much and can we go? "

🦌…🌰

The child ran into hyperlasers arms and hugged him smiling and giggling,

" Papa!.. I.. uh.. "

it stumbled over its words trying to remember something

" I found this biiig rock! And i picked it up and i have it now!! Do you wanna see it? "

The child ran off to illumina knows where and came back dragging a bag on the ground and gave it to katana and hyperlaser

🦌…🌰

(Looking mildly confused, Hyper looks up at Katana blankly for a short bit. Their gazes shifted and lingered on the bag for a bit, Hyperlaser scrutinizing the shape of the bag for a long while, muffled whirrs and beeps coming from inside his helmet before they all abruptly stop. Katana switches his attention to the little demon while Hyper cautiously looks around the bag, hesitant to open it.)

"Little one, uhm-" (Katana is incredibly hesitant as to say the wrong things, not wanting to upset the little kid by stating that the two are in fact... not their parents.) "Can you tell us where you found the rock?"

🦌…🌰

" I found the rock in a verryy pretty pond, there were a lot of fish in it!! And i got hungry when i saw them! "

It opened the bag to show a rock with dirt and moss, and it was a bit big

🦌…🌰

(Hyperlaser strikes up a conversation with the little demon about the rock and the fish and where they came from, nodding and taking the rock out of the bag with some effort. Holding a claw to the chin of his mask, Katana nods and thinks, looking around at their surroundings. There isn't a lot of demons here, and a spawn fountain so out in the open??? No that.. couldn't be it. This kid had to be lost and mistook the two as their parents. One would usually understand their mistake by now though. Looking back at the little demon, he places his claw lightly on the kids head.)

"Sayyy kiddo.. any older demons here you may recognize? Anyone like parents or guardians...? " (He has plenty more questions, as does Hyperlaser .. but one at a time, to not overwhelm them.)

🦌…🌰

it shook its head and hugged Katana

" Just you papa and dad!! "

the young demon yawned, rubbing its eye and looked at katanas mask before pulling away.

🦌…🌰

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid

My gender is the best I can do

Real

@i-give-u--art @sk3llyr4yr4t

my gender is a bit more than I would have liked

ok then 🧍‍♂️

@doggyfood @grenue

Hmmm. Alrighty then! (Ty for the tag!)

My gender is a woman who has been a man since birth.

…No? That was me BEFORE I discovered I was agender. I think it’s still getting over the fact I am a creature now.

@mysticcroissant, @ooka-fez now :)

-Wasn't tagged, but seems fun!-

My gender is a good idea.

. . .

Lemmie try again-

My gender is not the same as the other.

;v; coolio.

@forgetful-nightmares-stuff

@kitfoxerlox3r

@eclipsen-smiles

My gender is not a gender

Yea

@multifandomcutie13

@trepans-apprentice

@faefrosting

@birbisanon

@kukikoooo

@corb1n

My gender is not like a bad thing.

Uhh, does that make any sense?

@ikamigami

@asmodeus-682

@bittyfromquotev

@croissantlover24

My gender is a good person ^^

Nznxnxnnxxnxb my gender is its own person cool ✨

@nightixx @goodolddumbbanana @sass-ruby @h-didanart @helinedmightbehere @sillyzone1209

And anyone who wants to join <3

Hmmm

My gender is not the same as yours and you don’t even have a choice

What :D

I mean

Probably true?

@atherflame-theconcubus @raye-6-art @beautifulcelestialrock @bipolar-sad-and-ready-to-cry @o-i-w-u @potatotato-26 @pointyfruit @letthebloodrunlikeariver @compulsiveimpairment @idkmanwtfishumanityanymore

My gender is not good enough for me

i

stop calling me out sobs

@mooniebatz @kibblenoodlesnail @lambtrot @owlandwillpeck @pollux0simp @obsessivecelestial @sillyclowncircus

My gender is pointless just call me when you get a chance please

Fr

@sillyclowncircus

@clusterb-astard

@pantheoncollective

My gender is the best

@nosleepygay

@polaris-stuff

@systembois

My gender is a child

Woah

@peachpopfizz @erenevune @clownboi1i1ii @astrofhobia

My gender is the one that is sleeping in my grandmother's bed

Ay-

@oddogoblino @huskyliker @muffinmeerkat

Lmao 😭- alright I'mma join in this

My gender is a good day

Huhhhh???- That- what- whatever-

@zonoodle1034

@notokbutthriving

@rammit-online99

@eddwardharrison

(dragging y'all into this 🙂)

Hello I have returned

My gender is the only thing that matters

HUH?! WTF

@piowasthere (again the only person I can think to @)

(flattered)

My gender is a good time to watch the kids tonight anyway-

My gender is it like to be a little bit they

Couldn't decide which one I liked more

I have no idea wtf does the first one mean but the second one is so fr

@thetablestspoon @peachyfnaf @buggoblin2

Idk many ppl

If u see this act like u've got tagged or smth

my gender is very weird and I don’t know why

(explodes)

@eclipsen-smiles @lunar-solarsystem @theinfamousdoctorf @theinfamousmaybelle @ruurat (aim sorry I will draw nagito 4 u) and any other of my OVER 400 MOOTS NOW😭 I will remember all of them dw-

also anyone else who wants to do it, if you see this then do it I wanna see I’m curious🤯💥

Yippee, ty for the tag!

My gender is a good idea to be a positive light in my darkness.

What the fu-

@annakenziesworld @type1dragonwolf

wasnt tagged- n e waysss my gender is a great time ⌚ ...pardon? @river-nonbinary-billcipherfan

My gender is it.

Fair enough

‘my gender is not anything that any human mind can comprehend.’

Damn.

@halcyon-corporations-board @kianf1sh @the-gimmick-doctor @meatierbunger @more-trans-beans

So like More is kind of gone rn so I'll go

My gender is a

NOT EVEN JOKING IT JUST STOPPED THERE WHAT THE HELL

My gender is not experiencing the same thing.

My gender isn't fully clear about the stock price.

My gender is very different Chinese than I do like my parents.

My gender is so random book.

wasn't tagged but I feel like it

My gender is eldritch and a little bit better than I do

eldritch is so real

@midnights-dragon @wingedecho @commit-vehicular-manslaughter @hello-from-the-night-archives @eater-of-the-alt @dracdliweht @eclipse-is-hot @thechaotichorselord @file-unknown24 @dracpia @localcanadiancreature62

My gender is the nice. I- Okay??. @goblinofthelaboratory @tigersharktheautisticseawing @the-love-giver

"my gender is a lot of people"

damn okay

"my gender is a great day to be in a picture"

Lmao

"My gender is a picture of the g n forces I don't know what you think of the g n forces"

WTF IS THE G N FORCES????? LIKE WHAT THE HELL IS IT.

@sammysammer @acreepylittleguy @unfunnyaceartist @glitchyk @gummy-axolotl @pink-pkmn-trainer

Wasn't tagged but I'mma do this anyway

sure I’ll do this (before I start, for the record I’m cisfem)

left: “my gender is not a gender and I don’t want to be a woman or a man or a woman or a child or a child or a child and I don’t know what to do with that information” (???)

middle: “my gender is a girl who has been a boy since birth but has never had any problems in the last three months and I have no problem being an girl or girl” (alrighty then)

right: “my gender is the only person 🧍‍♀️ that I have to worry less because I’m the most beautiful 😻 girl 👧 on this app I love 💕 I don’t care 🤷‍♀️ what what anyone thinks or does” (what the hell even is this)

no-pressure tags: @spiralstereo @simply-windy @hyacinth-venom @crowrave @njgs24

my gender is not a gender

thats basically us yeah

-hexx & ax0nn 🌀

@clovergeneral @discothemechanic @luckyfailuregirl @cosmic-corporation @exnoiafork

My gender is the most masculine

@sillytunafish @sugarcane-soup @serialsomething @sebastianandpainterkisser4 @spiritedaway34o @subspacekisser1

Not tagged and i'm on a computer so i'll use a random word gen

my gender is misery

@brokerplushsg

🦌…🌰

The child ran into hyperlasers arms and hugged him smiling and giggling,

" Papa!.. I.. uh.. "

it stumbled over its words trying to remember something

" I found this biiig rock! And i picked it up and i have it now!! Do you wanna see it? "

The child ran off to illumina knows where and came back dragging a bag on the ground and gave it to katana and hyperlaser

🦌…🌰

(Looking mildly confused, Hyper looks up at Katana blankly for a short bit. Their gazes shifted and lingered on the bag for a bit, Hyperlaser scrutinizing the shape of the bag for a long while, muffled whirrs and beeps coming from inside his helmet before they all abruptly stop. Katana switches his attention to the little demon while Hyper cautiously looks around the bag, hesitant to open it.)

"Little one, uhm-" (Katana is incredibly hesitant as to say the wrong things, not wanting to upset the little kid by stating that the two are in fact... not their parents.) "Can you tell us where you found the rock?"

🦌…🌰

" I found the rock in a verryy pretty pond, there were a lot of fish in it!! And i got hungry when i saw them! "

It opened the bag to show a rock with dirt and moss, and it was a bit big

🦌…🌰

🦌…🌰

The child ran into hyperlasers arms and hugged him smiling and giggling,

" Papa!.. I.. uh.. "

it stumbled over its words trying to remember something

" I found this biiig rock! And i picked it up and i have it now!! Do you wanna see it? "

The child ran off to illumina knows where and came back dragging a bag on the ground and gave it to katana and hyperlaser

🦌…🌰

hi i know this is my shitty medkit blog but i wanan confess to her so bad guys do i do it

Do it, even if i don't rlly like the ship i crave a mother

Radom

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