hey girl! huh? oh, no no no, I'm not misgendering you, I use girl in a gender neutral way. I call everybody girl! anybody can be a girl, it doesn't really mean woman, ya know? hey look I don't know why you're being so difficult about this, I said it's gender neutral. I'm not transphobic! I'm trans myself and my trans guy friend doesn't have a problem with it when I call him girl. ok look I'm done arguing with you I'm just going to block you.

i love finding new transfems to publicly flirt with on this website. its like poking animals with a stick at the zoo except they just get really really flustered and cum

YOU. YOU ARE A CONNOISSEUR

need two people to frot inside of me fr

more people should use me as a fleshlight to share with a friend or partner

@cult-of-lilith Hey, wanna participate in a bonding activity?

played too many ps2 jrpgs where the main character is a girl as a kid and now i run like this

the girl who just ruthlessly emptied her balls in you is now blushing cutely and asking if you had fun :)

Not right now darling, mommy is reading. *sigh* Alright if you must, enjoy the musk of mommy's girlbulge as you hump my leg to a pathetic completion~ God you're such a needy little whore~

this is why im obsessed with wine moms

Buy me some wine and you can be the pathetic bottom humping a busy mommy~

.... is that offer open to anyone?

Superman

Okay so you have to understand, there's no way I'm taking over the world if I'm only allowed to mind control one guy. I mean sure, maybe if I chose Bruce Wayne I could his money and tech to form an organization to control the government from the shadows, but that's not really why I want to Take Over The World, you know? I'm really going for the relaxing on a beach sipping mimosas vibe, not a hoo hee look at me I'm so clever because I'm technically in charge. Get real. So what's the next best thing? I run the table. Pick the biggest brightest target and have a field day. Make him run amok, rob some banks, do a silly dance. Make the Justice League pull out all the stops to save him. Crucially I dont do anything too evil, so when they catch me I'm just sent to normal supervillain prison instead of the Phantom Zone or whatever. But now see, I'm the girl who took Superman for a joyride. Everyone wants a piece of me. Lex Luthor is fucking dying to know how I did. I have him pay bail and put me on payroll. I'm drowning in villain pussy. I have a coffee date with Poison Ivy at 3. The strongest man on the planet flinches if I look at him funny. I'm living the life baby.

I mean I'd string him along as long as I could, but eventually he'd snap. Then I run off to Superman. (It's fine, he's a boy scout, he'll protect me.)

thinking about lizardfolk noncon again… you try to crawl away from her while she’s stripping her armor off and her tail lashes out and grabs your ankle and drags you back towards her throbbing cocks…

gentle lizardfolk domme... holding you in her arms firm enough you can't wriggle away but being careful to not hurt you, claws stroking your hair as her tail gently spreads you open

comforting you as she slides into you, slowly enough that it barely hurts you even though she's massive and wedged both in there

purring as she grips your waist and bounces you on it, attentive to your emotions and pleasure even though she knows you didn't want it...

played too many ps2 jrpgs where the main character is a girl as a kid and now i run like this

Thorsty Jean

i desperately need to give head

one thing that drives me absolutely nuts is when ppl characterize princess bubblegum as like, a bubbly disney princess type of character. i know thats her name and shes pink but like yuo would only think this if you didnt watch a single minute of the show because literally the opening shot of season 1 episode 1 is pb doing science experiments on corpses

bubbline is not a “bubbly prep x moody goth” couple theyre a chill gay stoner x unethical scientist who is the dictator of a police state populated by people she made in her lab

everyone in the notes saying “this is why i hate pb” go to jail go to hell this post is about how much i love this woman i think her disregard for morality is sexy actually

new variant on “your boos mean nothing; I’ve seen what makes you cheer”

"Your thirst means nothing; I've seen what makes you horny."