Legasov getting interrupted by Shcherbina six times in a row in a minute and a half long phone conversation

someone save this man

terror shitposting (46/?)

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥🤪 this strain is called “the terror”💀 it’ll have you last seen by European whalers in Baffin Bay awaiting good conditions to enter the Arctic labyrinth 💯☝️

me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

five minutes later: bro I swear I saw lieutenant gore’s bear eating some of our men

captain fitzjames: are we brothers, francis?

u know what day it is ...

*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*

*becomes a bard strictly because the local knight is cute and I want to write songs about him*

*becomes the village idiot because of a chemical deposit in the well behind my house*

This will never NOT be funny

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.

Passenger: CAPTAIIIIN!!!

Captain: y-yeah?

Passenger: LOOOOOOOK!

(FULL BLAST PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN MUSIC)

my fav.

Fun fact, the developers of this game loved this video so much that they made it an official advertisement of the game

This is the best advertisement for a video game ever made.

hey let's start spreading the reminder now that you cannot safely self-manage an abortion with herbal medicine or essential oils. natural abortifacients function by poisoning you; you wait for your body to realize you're dying and reject the pregnancy in order to conserve resources, and hope that happens before the rest of your organs shut down.

i think there will be an upsurge soon of unscrupulous and/or malicious actors preying on desperate pregnant people; do not help them kill people. don't spread recipes for herbal medicines or ingestible essential oil mixtures that purport to cause a pregnancy termination.

Abortion pills work using mifepristone and misoprostol -- the former blocks progesterone and the latter expels pregnancy tissue. Anything else will, at best, do nothing, or at worst, kill you!

It is also important to know that pregnancy tests are not accurate for determining whether a pregnancy has been terminated, as the hormones from said pregnancy will linger even after an abortion. Instead, you should get blood work or an ultrasound a week after the termination to accurately confirm.

[ID: a screenshot from the website Queering The Map, with a pinpoint in Palestine. The pinpoint reads “i am trans, and i am Palestinian. i will not chose between my country and my queerness and i will not let colonisers erase one half of me so the other can be free. allah's love is for all”]

If you have the time and flexibility, you can also try out libreoffice.

Just did this on November 14th, 2024, so this is very current!

despite all my dread i am still just a rat made of thread

official rat made of thread post

[ID: embroidery of a grey rat holding a red flower with falling petals. End of ID.]

btw “actual feminism” is trans inclusive and op of this tweet agrees :)

becoming the oppressor is not liberation!!!!!

Has this been done yet.

Ur crazy if you think I'm letting you get away with that last tag

I saw it, roaring.

I felt it clawing at my clothes like a grieving friend.

It said "There are no new beginnings,

Until everybody sees that the old ways need to end"

Not Jared Harris making me fall in love with a weird, awkward, wobbly, terrified, blunt, scientist. Full of dread and care. A dead man trying to stop a man made apocalypse. I finally finished this up after abandoning it for a few months. Listen to Kae Tempest People’s Faces if you want to look into the heart of the universe.