star wars / batman au and bruce is a mandalorian who picks up foundlings like nobody’s business and loudly & vocally disapproves of the jedi even though half his kids are proficient in the force

bruce’s helmet has little points that stick up like bat ears and his armor is mostly black so the non-mandalorians who don’t know his name call him “the bat”

EVERYONE is scared of the bat except fellow mandalorians cause they know he has 7 foundlings & would be willing to take more

everyone in the tags saying “clark is a jedi” is RIGHT. clark is the only jedi bruce marginally can tolerate 

Bruce actually bothers to learn non-lethal takedowns and goes out of his way not to murder people indiscriminately unlike his fellow mandalorians. Which only makes him scarier because now there are survivors to talk about what mandalorians look and act like.

The entire planet of “G’tham” lives in terror and awe of their Mandalorian bounty hunter.

Meanwhile whenever civilians ask other mandalorians about Bruce they all just sigh and are like

“Yeah, that’s the Bat, he’s a bit of a weirdo, we love him but he’s a total pacifist for some reason.”

And the awestruck civilian who’d had 8 bones broken and his house burned down by Bruce is just:

“This is what a Mandalorian pacifist looks like?!?!?”

This is a story I would read

There are many things I love about this, but here’s one of them:

it paints Jason Todd, resident murderous black sheep, as a normal Mandalorian from a clan of absolute weirdos.

Bringing this master post back

I love this

Some magical Misfits from ep 8 of second season.

Such a good episode. I really ship Sam and Evan as platonic (or romantic, however they roll) life partners.

is the transmutation bat island gonna be wizard shit mountain???? is that where it goes??????

God I hope so

this was missing the incredibly important next picture where she got mad at the camera like its their fault she bit the soap

so you're telling me that the Catholics have a new mascot that's a cute anime-style blue-eyed teal-haired anime (girl(???) or boy, possibly???) and her name is Luce? As in latin for light, so they're a bearer of light? like... Lucifer? Okay.

For better or worse, Luce has the power of God & Anime on their side.

holy shit the pope’s vtuber avatar reveal

happy hallowing you can take TWO pieces

STP voices x princesses

Because I wanted a reason to draw them all >:D

Also lil bonus ✨

the whole thing of Evan stomping that salamander to death and really enjoying it to the point where he drew it out and the way aabria described it as something syncing up makes me think.

Evan seemingly gained a lot of control over his shadow in a moment where he took pleasure in hurting something. I think he's gonna have to come to terms with the fact that a lot of the violence in his heart comes from *him*, not his shadow. He was shaped by the trauma the shadow caused, of course, but now that it's maybe tamed - much to think about.

God I'm so excited for the rest of this season. I'm gonna be chewing on these episodes like crazy

TW: self harm refranced the end briefly

This really feels like a chicken or the egg situation

Like is Evan drawn to violence because his shadow and his magic is inherently dark in nature and now Evan reacts with that level of violence now for all his battles

or

is his shadow violent because Evan is so used to the world hurting him that he subconsciously made his shadow and magic violent words him too since Evan at the time couldn't imagine something so much stronger than him not hurt him.

Basically is this just a ptsd or unintentional self-harm

Same man I was before

Robins during training:

Dick:

Jason:

Tim:

Stephanie:

Damian:

hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found today called hoperemains that accurately and thoroughly combs through scripture and its (many) mistranslations, validates your orientation, and basically let’s you know that you’re not pissing off God. It’s insanely thorough and after reading through every page on the entire site it’s super helpful. Go check it out!

No no no! Jewish LGBTQ kinderlach! Go to Keshet! 

hoperemains is completely from a Christian perspective, and not pluralistic or interfaith at all.

If you reblogged the first post from me please reblog this amendment so the Jewish peeps can access this resource too! 

Trans Jewish kids, you can go to TransTorah as well!

Muslim LGBTQ kids, you can go to iamnotharaam! It’s run by a mod squad of different genders and orientations, and they take submissions from everybody!

–BB

Alfred honestly can’t say shit about Bruce bringing in strays, because what if the Waynes got him the same way?

I genuinely can’t recall HOW Alfred, British special forces extraordinaire, ended up working for Gotham’s (scary) sweethearts.

In my mind, he came to them bleeding.

There’s a tang of bitterness pooling in his gut. Soldiers don’t have friends. They have guns. And he’s all out.

Just when Alfred thought all is in peril, a tiny little hand gently covers a nasty bullet hole on his abdomen.

The first thing Alfred thinks about is: ‘Jesus, this kid has scary eyes.’

“Hi, Alfred.”

“…How do you—“

“Bruce! Jesus FUCKING Christ, I swear, I’m not paying for your ransom next time you run o—…What the fuck is that?”

If there’s one thing about Thomas that Alfred will never forget is his voice; The bass , so chasmic and powerful it could shake the whole world, and the burning care in his eyes despite his vulgarity.

Bruce, — who’s the tiniest bundle of a boy Alfred witnessed, is yanked up by his father’s strong hands, squeezed to his chest carefully. “Hurt,” he says. There’s a tiny, red handprint on Thomas’ shirt.

“Yeah, I didn’t notice,” Thomas mumbling, looking around.

Maybe local gangs? The bullet point is too precise, too calculated. “Who the hell are you?”

Alfred, with his raspy breath, says, “I’m the terribly rude bloke dying on your doorstep, I’m afraid. Alfred Pennyworth. At your service.”

For a guy who’s about to bleed his last, he sounds awfully sarcastic.

“Yeah, wise guy, no one’s dying on my kid’s birthday. Bruce, tell Dotty to prep up the basement. And tell your mama to get my Budlight out of the cooler. Jesus Christ.”

Alfred ends up hoisted on this man’s back. Thomas asks if he has anyone he wants to call? Anyone that’ll come pick him up? Anyone to bury him, if it comes to it.

Alfred whispers he does not.

Thomas sighs. “Well. Kid‘a been asking for a playmate.”

Alfred was the start of the addiction

Still working on Timestuck doodle requests, and SOMEONE asked for Mabel and Dip being some badasses and going ballistic on some of Stan's old 'pals', so ask and thou shalt receive!

Plus a lil bonus panel cause I'm feeling extra soft today 💛

Best version of the timestuck idea ao far :]

alastor sitting daintily with his legs crossed like a 🎀pretty princess🎀 vs vox manspreading in his gamer ass man cave is my fav thing ever

Al had a mom who raised him to be a gentalman

Vox was taught

Hello my dears, I hope you are well. Please help me.

I, Mahmoud Baalou, have gone through five wars in my life. The biggest shock of my life was on November 4, 2006. Losing... My older brother, after being shot in the chest by the occupation army in the city of Beit Hanoun...

Hence the suffering of wars began.

I will tell you a little about my life:

I had ambition and a bright future. I loved life and living in stability and security, and I loved working hard in my future...

I had a few days to go and I was about to start a new life and look for a suitable woman to marry.

I had achieved some things that I had dreamed of since October 7, which was buying a house, but the war destroyed my dreams and ambitions.

How we live now

I had a nice exhibition related to children's and women's shoe sales.

The exhibition was destroyed by incendiary shells fired by the occupation.

I had accumulated debts and obligations to the merchants, and the fair was full of goods .

And my father also had this happen to him in his exhibition

This destruction has caused us to lose our sources of livelihood and the livelihood of the workers who work in both exhibitions ..

The war took everything from me

I lost my pets in our house

All I hope for now is to reunite my family in Egypt and save them from the disastrous situation in which they are living...My father has high blood pressure and diabetes, and my Mother also has diabetes. They both urgently need medical care, which is unavailable in Gaza.

Directed by my father, mother, and sister, who is studying engineering at Al-Azhar University ...

Knowing that the cost per person now is $5,000 per adult. Price may fluctuate. I ask you to help us by donating even the simplest things or by participating in our campaign. We will be grateful to you

Your donation may give us hope to achieve what we aspired to, and restore a little of the loss and devastation that befell us...

Thank you for listening to my humble message.