Ever since I was a little boy I knew that I wanted to stay up too late and be exhausted at work tomorrow

crazy thang is whenever someone makes a post talkng about how xyz thing annoys them someone will always go 'oh so we're not even allowed to do [thing] anymore??' like no you literally can. that person just will not like you. if that is enough to stop you then its not that youre not allowed its that you are not capable of existing outside of the approval of others

why are you asking for permission. begging? are you a dog or a man

there it is

he sure customized the delivery experience

this is so funny to me theyre talking about him like they strapped a gopro to a dog

true talent

THATS MY GIRLFRIEND’S SHOW @rachierae125

It is! I was the stage manager for the 2017 and 2018 seasons. And I adopted a little boy from the show as well (he’s not in this video, he was in the beginning of the show)

His name is LOGAN and he is a GENTLEMAN

my little baby kitten (12 years old) is in this video! She’s one of the black and white cats that jumps out of the bucket towards the end. Her name is Precious but we call her Chicken and she is living such a spoiled rotten retired life with her two annoying younger brothers and mamas.

Also above is my wifeeeeee and even though this show isn’t running anymore at Busch Gardens, it’s basically the reason my wife and I started dating so it means so much to me.

Logey passed unfortunately but he had the best life with us.

what the slay

Sending love to everyone who has been having mental breakdowns in private lately, while outwardly pretending to be okay all the time.

20th Century Marriage Discussion…

i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would put me into a blender and press go) and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...

.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.

and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.

(yes they published the book)

This takes a lot of courage in a lot of important ways good job OP

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The beast that keeps disturbing our village.

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just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet

like the reason this exists is because none of the words sound like each other, which means that even with a terrible signal both parties should be able to clearly understand the words being spelled

i am dead serious that i believe this should be taught in school

I work with a lot of people who have never heard half these words.

Everyone I work with knows Eeyore, and Eeyore can't really be mistaken for another word.

I don't see the problem here.

I'm with OP on this. Like sure, Eeyore is a bad example, but I worked phone support for years and I've had people say, over a bad connection, P as in Peg which to me sounded like E as in Egg.

I ended up teaching myself the NATO phonetic alphabet to make my life easier when giving out verification codes and shit, and it is truly better than whatever random shit the customer would give me.

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