Iron Man 1 really said "the actual bad guy is the white capitalist who is selling arms under the table to both sides in order to extend the war and make as much money from it as possible," and Iron Man 2 really said "the white capitalist who gives a platform to people with bad intentions in order to make a buck is the reason the bad intentions have the opportunity to prosper and cause untold damage," and Iron Man 3 really said "the real terrorist is the white capitalist who will create and use fear to manipulate governments and the public in order to sell a product," and I really don't think enough people recognise this.

I feel like this tweet matches up well with this one

oh boy

this is a Complex Web

little man you are straight up going nowhere

I was expecting Billie Jean, but this song works too

when people are like “oh so you’re just gonna judge someone for their political beliefs?” yes actually. I think someone’s values and opinions is a pretty reasonable thing to judge them for.

she has been pickled for her crimes

The spirit of Mouse compelled me:

Interesting…

Hey; how would you like a second head?

Nah I’m good

What about just for a little bit, I have a new magic spell I wanna test out. It allows me to merge two one headed dragons into one two headed dragon; I brought it from a centaur with a massive moustache and a baseball hat.

I don’t need any more people to share a body with

Cmon; just for a minute.

No

Okay… fineee… then what about…

(I flick through my spell book; well it is just one of those accordion binders filled with old pieces of paper.)

I can turn you into a fluffy four winged dragon? Double the wings; double the fun.

I’m good as is

I can also summon bacon sandwich?

do you have a magic business permit?

OH NO IT IS THE POLICE!

(Runs away.)

*gets on a broomstick*

you can't run from the law!!

(Turns you broomstick into an angry swan.)

*counterspell*

(Counterspells your counterspell.)

*solemn judgement*

(Turns you into weevil.)

*counterspell*

(Casts magic missile.)

(Rolls a three.)

*casts shield*

*casts hold person*

(Counterspell hold person.)

(Cast “turn you into a ferret”.)

*counterspell*

this particular individual has resisted arrest and shown aggression.

*casts burst stream of destruction*

(Cast shield.)

(Cast murderhornets.)

*laughs evilly*

shield increases your defense but it does nothing to increase your chances of dodging dragonbreath-like spells!!

*counterspell*

*casts summon blue eyes white dragon*

This isn’t yugioh bub, there can only be one dragon at the field at once. And that dragon is me atm

@verminlord13 I helped ya out in the end

*casts dispel magic*

Am now Human again

Oh Well guess I’ll explode you then

*counterspell*

Too late I already use it

~whoosh~

Are you suggesting that I missed?

Snail form megumin↑

Stay safe, guys

it’s three taps anywhere on the screen on a smartphone!

This is important punks. Deadly important.

I’ve texted their hotline before. It was super helpful and even if it hadn’t been the amount of time you’re there can be enough to let your urges fade and stay safe.

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

what in the

This is wild

the hilarity of the post being I will have no clout in the cloutless website being uploaded by a white girl seeking clout in the insufferable seeking clout app

The shape of a fish's caudal tail can tell you a lot about how fast the fish moves! A rounded tail is the slowest and a lunate tail is the fastest! The lunate tail has the most optimal ratio of high thrust and low draw, making it the fastest.

Ichthyology Notes 2/?

The only way to be immune to advertising is to be immune to communication, somehow. To be completely cut off from all the disparate ways that people influence your thoughts. That’s never going to happen, so the next best thing you can do is be aware of common advertising tactics, who they come from and how they work.

And of course installing firefox as your default browser and installing uBlock origin

God. Fuck. I didn’t even notice it