She antagonizes him only because she loves him.
mass effect 3: (romanced) garrus and shep talk after the mission on thessia
when it rains
does water collect in the collar of garrus’s armor
idgaf if people have already drawn shit for this
I’m just going to
post this here
“Shepard, I admit I was worried about you on that dig site. Things got pretty hectic. Not used to feeling like that, you know. That’s what love does - turns a guy like me into a nervous wreck with something to lose and the aim to make sure he doesn’t. Nobody better hurt you, is all I’m saying.”
- Garrus Vakarian
Shepard drank too much eggnog and rum.. which'll be me soon too. Happy Holidays everyone! :D
we’re meant to be, Garrus, just the two of us
I wanna feel your mandible kisses on my Shepard-missus
it doesn’t matter if I’m an Earthborn, or you’re from Palaven
Mr. Vakarian, you’ll always be my favorite turian
NOTES ON A GRECIAN URN FRINGED TURIAN
by Commander Shepard
They say Mars is red; Your face paint is blue If you rub my head I’ll rub yours, too.
Archangel, they said Turns out, that was you! Since I’m not really dead All our dreams can come true.
Your fringe is the biggest That I’ve ever seen Do you see me winking? You know what I mean.
‘Can it wait?’ you asked me In prime turian style You’re in the middle, I see— Calibrate me for a while.
Black and white you can see As we chat in the bay Garrus, just come with me For fifty shades of grey.
Your face might not hold Before this war is through But some things drive me wild For example, like you.
There’s no Vakarian Without Shepard too So let’s give ‘em hell Just me and my boo.
I figure this probably had to come up at one point.
I am so sorry
Nobody better hurt you, that’s all I’m saying.
I can never tell if I'm actually being funny or if I'm just delirious when I doodle at 3 am... I'm going to finish some actual art soon eventually...
I can't draw serious things... especially at 3 am. But seriously... what DO Turian pillows look like.. (especially the tempurpedic ones). Every time I see/read/think about Garrus lying down on his back I think.. how does that even work... how does he get any type of neck support... and that fringe.. jutting out.. I just ... ......I need to go to bed.....