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tay; i was innocent and certain, now i'm wiser but unsure.
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“How come she married him?” Harry asked miserably, “she hated him!” 

And Sirius saw bright green eyes staring lovingly as James talked about something he was passionate about. And how she was constantly reminding him to drink enough water because he never had time to sit down and take a moment to have a glass. And how she would laugh and laugh at all his stupid jokes even when the rest of the room was groaning over how ridiculous they were. And how they would dance around the Gryffindor common room at midnight with no music playing. And how they were always touching - hands, thighs, feet, arms, mouths. And how they were just so happy and free when they were together. And how on the night before their wedding she stayed up with Sirius of all people and cried on his shoulder because she couldn’t believe how much she loved him and she had never admitted it to anyone because she was scared dammit but the next day she told him a thousand times to make up for all the times she didn’t, and she never spent another day not telling him. And Sirius saw Lily Evans and James Potter and how real their love was and how they brought this boy, who was sitting in front of him doubting their love because he never got the chance to see it in living color, into the world and he didn’t even know where to begin. 

“Nah, she didn’t” 

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a list of James Potter’s favored affectionate insults

  • you silly sausage
  • you lumpy cushion
  • you sad, wet cabbage
  • you magnificent bit of pudding
  • you wobbly bludger
  • you soft little pumpkin

as in:

  • “WORMTAIL STOP BEING SUCH A SILLY SAUSAGE ABOUT THIS”
  • “Remus, my god, what a stuffed, lumpy cushion you’ve been all day”
  • “Padfoot, you are my absolute favourite, out of all of the saddest and wettest of cabbages”
  • Peter Pettigrew you magnificent bit of pudding give us a kiss”
  • “Ah, Moony, my wobbly little bludger, how are we this morning?”
  • “ALL HAIL MINERVA, MY SOFTEST OF SMALL PU–” “Potter.” “– I MEAN ALL HAIL PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL MY SOFTEST OF SMALL PUMPKINS”
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