cozydraco reblogged
a list of James Potter’s favored affectionate insults
- you silly sausage
- you lumpy cushion
- you sad, wet cabbage
- you magnificent bit of pudding
- you wobbly bludger
- you soft little pumpkin
as in:
- “WORMTAIL STOP BEING SUCH A SILLY SAUSAGE ABOUT THIS”
- “Remus, my god, what a stuffed, lumpy cushion you’ve been all day”
- “Padfoot, you are my absolute favourite, out of all of the saddest and wettest of cabbages”
- “Peter Pettigrew you magnificent bit of pudding give us a kiss”
- “Ah, Moony, my wobbly little bludger, how are we this morning?”
- “ALL HAIL MINERVA, MY SOFTEST OF SMALL PU–” “Potter.” “– I MEAN ALL HAIL PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL MY SOFTEST OF SMALL PUMPKINS”