Sometimes You Break A Finger On The Upper Hand

wait they're actually calling it the Nintendo Sputch??

I thought you were all shitposting

they haven't announced anything. stop blindly trusting leaks like this

are we watching the same show

Incredible

And they’re so right about all of it

If you're reading this, you're on Tumblr!

Isn't it funny how you don't even need to check which part they are lying about

/handjob

I'm sorry sir but no a "shrimp" did not in fact fry this rice. you're lumping crustaceans together in a very unhelpful and bigoted manner. our chef is a giant freshwater crayfish.

guy who goes to a birthday party and shazams the happy birthday song. guy who goes to the apple store adn uses find my iphone to find one thats right for him. no that ones not good. anyway. guy who drowns in the gene pool. guy who fixes breakcore. guy who gets kicked out of the hallmark aisle for counting cards. okay thats enough im going to end the post now. make sure to unfollow and block

Heh heh

Normalizing transphobia is what you need to normalize but this ain’t it

This IS transphobia because being pro-trans requires ignoring basic fact. Stop falling for leftist "mean word = objectively wrong"

Your response to "racism is wrong and (objective fact) is racism and therefore (objective fact) is wrong" shouldn't be "noooooo (objective fact) isn't racism!!!" it should be "I guess racism isn't so bad then"

They never say it isn’t true. Just that it’s phobic or ist

I hope all the girls who screamed when the teacher turned the lights out in elementary school have a horrible day