today trash idea : Do we have an AU where there has the triplets, Mairon, Sauron and Annatar?
no one stop me so here my new shit modern AU lol
Not only one but three Mairons, hell yeahh threesome
aaa this’s so cute ;/////;
yes threesome
“Where are you going?” Mairon asked, concerned. He even pushed his notes aside. “Those are way too high!”
Annatar turned back and raised his lower leg to better see his own stiletto. “Looks fine to me?” he shrugged.
“He’s not going to take fashion advice from a nerd who can only look at other people’s boyfriends,” Sauron dropped absent-mindedly as he was lighting his cigarette.
“Yavanna said she’d kick us out if you smoke again,” Mairon frowned. “And I don’t know what you’re talking about.” He couldn’t lie; his blush always gave him away.
“Oh yeah? You keep staring at my Melkor,” Sauron smirked.
“I’m just trying to figure out which of you yells so loudly,” Mairon grumbled.
Sauron inhaled the smoke. “You can try figuring out by yourself, you know. Pretend to be me, I’ll let you. He’ll enjoy that sudden innocence. Or, you know what, I have a better idea, let’s tell him it’s you. He’ll like it anyway.”
“I don’t need that,” Mairon growled, irritated and embarrassed. “Keep your boyfriend to yourself.”
“As you wish,” Sauron giggled. “Feel free to miss your only chance to get laid.”
“Just a tiny bit of eyeliner…” Annatar murmured to himself as he leaned forward to the mirror.
“…a drop of lipstick, and a ton of foundation to cement the union of a pretty gold-digger and a dim-witted owner of a jewelry company,” Mairon added, sarcastic.
“You know,” Annatar replied as he was working on a wing, “after Tyelpë and I marry, I might ask him to pay off your student loans. Or I might not.”
Mairon sighed and went back to his notes. At least one of his annoying twins was going to leave for the night. If only Sauron could stop smoking here…
Just keeps getting better XD
Why am I getting power puff girl vibes from them
