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yeah i love lgbt (legolas gimli bilbo thorin)
Doomed To Repeat
Word Count: 2067
Summary: The Arkenstone, it turns out, is a Silmaril. Worse, now a great many people want it. Even worse, in some strange twist of events, Sauron may be their only hope to get rid of it. Not only that, but now Bilbo finds himself feeling things for a certain dwarf king. Oops.
Tags: The Arkenstone is Bad News, The Silmarillion References, Sauron Being an Asshole, Implied Morgoth Bauglir | Melkor/Sauron | Mairon, Gandalf Is So Done, Gandalf Does Not Know All, BAMF Sauron | Mairon, Archery as described by an actual archer, Prophetic Dreams, The One Ring - Freeform, Sassy Bilbo Baggins, Sassy Sauron | Mairon, Languages and Linguistics, Eventual Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Slow Burn, Sauron Ships It, Gandalf Ships It, Redemption, Hating The Silmarils Trumps Being Evil, The Ainur - Freeform
The long awaited “Silmaril Arkenstone” fic! Hope you all enjoy!
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Sometimes I think about how Bungo Baggins built this wonderful expansive hobbit-hole for him and Belladonna with all these rooms and everything but then they only ever had Bilbo, and then Bilbo inherited it but he never married and only ever had Frodo, and then Frodo inherited it but he lived alone and then it passed into the hands of the Sackville-Bagginses and through Lotho to Saruman and was defiled--but THEN! Frodo takes it back and brings Sam and Rosie and their family in, and then he leaves it to them and they FILL Bag End with all their thirteen children and it becomes the Ancestral Family Home for an entirely new family!! And that's just enriched by all the inheriting that happened to pass it through these generations of people who loved each other to GET it to Sam!
It's just...just because you may not know who or what you're building something for doesn't mean the building you've done is wasted effort.
#ALSO WAIT#thirteen kids plus sam and rosie ... thirteen dwarves plus bilbo and gandalf ...#An Unexpected Party but permanent???????? (@kayliebooks)
Oh no way are we leaving that in the tags
An Unexpected Yet Long-Awaited Party! <3
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I love that in the Hobbit movie, Galadriel warns Gandalf “beware the necromancer, he is not what he seems” as if an ordinary necromancer is fine
[offended sauron voice] i’m worse than any old garden variety necromancer
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Okay but like what if “arkenstone is a silmaril au” with bagginshield and a great deal of self-indulgent Sauron content??? What if???? What if I Did That??????
and more importantly: would you guys read that i need to know
Part One of all my favorite parts from chapter 1
Part Two!!
Part 3!
Thorin: you're a weird little shit
Sauron: little? you're fuckin tiny
Thorin: *gasp* HOW DARE YOU
Dance with me :]
Thorin would be cheeky enough to pretend he doesn’t know how to dance so Bilbo can ‘teach’ him. Bilbo figures out the truth eventually
councilofelrond reblogged
Okay but like what if “arkenstone is a silmaril au” with bagginshield and a great deal of self-indulgent Sauron content??? What if???? What if I Did That??????
and more importantly: would you guys read that i need to know
Part One of all my favorite parts from chapter 1
Part Two!!
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what if OTHER tolkien weapons could talk tho
Anduril: now see, the trouble with your great grandpa Isildur was that he was too consarned impulsive. I certainly hope you'll do better.
Aragorn: old man please be quiet.
Anduril: Hush, whippersnapper. When are you going to marry that nice girl and give me grandchildren?
Aragorn: PLEASE
@galsinspace YES MAAM
Grond: GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND
Grond in the Silm: BONK BONK, MOTHERFUCKERS
Okay but like what if “arkenstone is a silmaril au” with bagginshield and a great deal of self-indulgent Sauron content??? What if???? What if I Did That??????
and more importantly: would you guys read that i need to know
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there sure are
you GOOD MORNING gandalf? you good morning him like he is selling buttons at the door? oh! oh! adventure for hobbit! adventure for hobbit for Thirteen Months!
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Bilbo, writing There and Back Again: And so you see, my dear children, trolls are very stinky and dumb! Be very careful you don’t run into one! Haha!
Frodo, writing Lord of the Rings: Nature is beautiful and I want to die
Cracky AU that I would like to collaborate with someone on #1:
Sauron kidnaps Maglor AU BUT with a twist. Maglor said the word ‘Silmaril’ and Sauron had a knee-jerk reaction of “Never again, motherfucker-”. So now Maglor is a prisoner and they may actually sort of kind of care about each other but they’ll never ever admit it. Ever.
#maglor#sauron#third age thrills#def takes place in the third age#the nazgul are the worst wingmen EVER#like how KHAMÛL you had 30 spouses#uvatha is doing it on purpose tho#so is ren jey#they’re annoying like that#my aus#I am serious about collaborating with someone on this#I write it said other person either helps write it or illustrates it#maybe????#hahahaha unless???#the lord of the rings#or#the hobbit#idk
Instead of Karens they should be Lobelias
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Thorin: I am your king!
Bilbo: Well, I didn’t vote for you.
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okay everyone but consider: glorfindel comes on the quest of erebor!au
- “I HAVEN’T SEEN DWARVES IN AGES” “glorfindel pls calm down” “OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS ONE? HE LOOKS JUST LIKE DURIN IV????” “yes glorfindel that’s great but the rest of us don’t bother to learn dwarf family trees so we have no idea who you are talking about. also that one is snarling maybe you should put him down????”
- glorfindel training bilbo how to fight
- thorin being like “we cannot take *unexperienced* warriors on this quest” “i killed a balrog” “wait WHAT”
- fili and kili and practically all the dwarves hero-worshipping him
- glorfindel and bilbo talking in sindarin
- “so you’ve actually killed dragons?” “nah man that’s thranduil i heard he killed like 27 in the war of the wrath” “WHAT”
- okay but glorfindel showing up in mirkwood and is chatting up all the elves when they (almost) get captured
- legolas is fanboying. a little. okay a lot.
- glorfindel and thranduil chatting it up while the dwarves are like “eXCUSE ME WE ARE IN CHAINS”
- glorfindel hiding in a barrel as they go into laketown (somebody draw this please)
- glorfindel telling the bardlings stories
- “we should pour gold on the dragon” “no that’s a stupid fuckign idea bro. let’s shoot it” “well alright then”
hannahinthesnow
i’m sorry to say that putting glorfindel in a barrel will probably end up like this
ok but that makes it even better
gossip-girl-of-middle-earth
I am dead this is the kinda James Franco/Seth Rogen buddy movie energy I need
*running in at top speeds definitely impossible for the human body* DID SOMEONE SAY BUDDY MOVIE??
Proposed names for the countries/denominations of the dark forces (in no particular order):
Utumnese - people from Utumno. Name vanishes after the fortress is destroyed.
Angbandian(s) - people from Angband/the language spoken in Angband. This name for the people vanishes after the destruction of the fortress, but the language retains its name
Mordain (this is singular AND plural) - People from Mordor. NOT the language, but a dialect of the language falls under the heading Mordain.
Isengarder(s) - Specifically the Uruk-hai (It half-Orcs) of Isengard. The regular Orcs still call themselves the name of wherever they hail from. Dialect of Orcish is called Isengard Orcish.
Morian(s) - People of Moria. This meaning Orcs/the Balrog. Dialect of Orcish spoken there is Morian Orcish.
Gundahai (both singular and plural)- People of Gundabad, including humans. They’re weird. This word is a wild mashup of Gundabad and the suffix “-hai”, which means “folk”.
Rhûnic (both singular and plural)- the people of Rhûn. Also the name of their language. (Hence why in The Ring’s War Khamûl is described to ‘sound Rhûnic’.)
Yes, several of these are just me using suffixes I think sound phonetically pleasing. What of it?