councilofelrond reblogged
…i may or may not have created a silm heist au
@lewstherintalamon this is part of the silm heist au lore now i decided. although sauron's kazakh in this au so red hair (natural at least) is basically impossible for him. He tried dying it red once and everyone said it made him look like an anime character which pissed him off bc he's KAZAKH not JAPANESE. my faceclaim for him has like dyed silvery-white hair, so i've decided he dyes it white bc he thinks it's cool. (no one disagrees.) also, melkor literally screamed when sauron woke up at noon after an all-nighter he pulled tapping into a museum's cameras. he had literally perfect hair. melkor's hair is thick and hella curly. the jealousy is REAL.
#THANKS FOR THE IDEA DUDE#now i have a great mental image#melkor after dealing with his hair for an hour: finally i have tamed the beast#sauron walking in after pulling an all-nighter and thinking about brushing his hair for 0.2 seconds: whats up#melkor: BITCH#sorry i rambled but like#MMMM#sauron is like hilariously lazy when it comes to grooming#he does. the BARE minimum#like basic hygiene? yes#extra fancy stuff beyond the obligatory hair dye??#no