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I am not a minor. They/Them. Intersex. Chronically ill.
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I find it so funny, in light of TikTok’s imminent American demise, that even now they aren’t considering moving to tumblr. The last two social media refugee crises (Twitter -> X and whatever happened with Reddit) prompted a wave of wide-eyed new baffled tumblr users to flood this app and yet last I heard all of the tiktokers are flooding en-masse a Chinese social media app. That is entirely in Mandarin. Instead of moving to tumblr.

Like. People are learning mandarin to join this social media site. I’m not joking. There are tutorials going around to show people who don’t speak Mandarin how to sign up for this app. They’re all talking about how they’d rather learn a new language than join instagram reels and it is not a thought in ANYONE’S mind that tumblr is also potentially an option

To be clear im not mad about this. I’d rather see a generation of people learn a new language and engage in cross cultural connections than have a wave of tiktokers flood this app but I still think this whole thing is very funny

no because that is quite literally what is happening on Red Book right now like. All of the Chinese users went “hey why are there suddenly a gazillion Americans on here?” to which the Americans went “they’re banning TikTok and we’re moving out of spite” and the Chinese were like “oh cool send us pictures of your cats and help us with English homework and we’ll send you pictures of our cats and help you learn Mandarin” and as far as I can tell everyone is having a genuinely very nice time together.

With tiktok I don't really see how Tumblr would be an option like... Yeah Tumblr has video posts but they're far from being the main thing

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Being 30 is fun. I was discussing anime with a teen at work and asked her how much of bnha she had watched. She had trouble answering and wasn't sure how to approach it. I said "better question was who was your husbando" and she turned bright red before mumbling an answer. They never expect me to know how deep their love of anime boys runs....

One time she said she used to be into BL and another employee down the hall asked what BL was and I yelled back "ITS YAOI" which reduced the teen to yelling "ITS SOFTCORE! SOFT CORE!!" So I yelled back "ITS SOFTCORE YAOI" anyway I get why dads are like that now

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Reminder: Antisemitism is wrong and shouldn't be participated even if you deem someone a "bad jew" Antisemitism is always wrong. This is not a flexible line. There will never be an acceptable form of it.

hey so do u think it might be un po fucked up that this was ur first reaction to being told antisemitism is never acceptable. bc if ur first reaction to “antisemitism is never acceptable” is “i sure hope this isn’t talking abt the jews i disagree with. good thing all my jewish friends have passed the Good Jew Test otherwise i’d have to be antisemitic to them” then this post is abt u.

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as the tags said. if your first reaction to seeing a white supremacist state, founded by racists who literally invented the word degenerate, using the star of david as a nasty shield to get away with diabolically evil shit in Palestine, Is To Go "Well Some Jews Are Good, I Have To Remind Myself" then i think you maybe.. don't know what you're talking about at all, because this has nothing to do with jews at all, it has to do with white supremacy. so that said, you can utterly despise the israelis on every level without being antisemetic. just watch what you say, because again, its not about being jewish with these guys. i mean, look at how they talk about arabs, dude.

don't be antisemetic. don't make it about being a jew, because that's never what this was ACTUALLY about, that's just what they say it's about so that you stop calling them out. but always call out racism when you see it. the israeli government and the people who chose to move there and colonize do not represent an entire religion of people, especially not one that goes against the very religion that it claims to hold so dear with staggering intensity. i don't think this is at all hard to remember but i have genuine vested interest in helping people, so i hope this helps.

(AND CALL OUT NAZIS WHEN YOU SEE THEM. quite obviously they try to make it about being jewish too, but a lot of their leaders wouldn't secretly be buddy-buddy with the israelies and constantly be doing cop trades if it weren't actually about what i was saying, white supremacy. jews are a friend of the world, Netanyahu and his eugenist savants and soldiers are not, and its not a slippery slope, it is quite obvious.)

Oh man, this is fucking wild, because not half an hour before you vomited whatever this post is onto the internet, you reblogged this post:

I think you should take this as a learning opportunity and reflect on why you listed every possible antisemitic trope in existence and easily verifiable misinformation in your attempt to criticize Israel's actions.

Israel is a white supremacist state? That would require Jews to be white in the first place, which they aren't.

Israel was founded by racists who literally invented the word degenerate? "Degenerate" is Latin in origin. I don't think Ancient Romans were still around in 1948. I don't know where you got this information from, or if you came up with that yourself, either way, you should probably ask yourself why you believe that.

Were the founders racist? I don't know. Maybe, but they certainly didn't let that show in their Declaration of Independence, explicitly stating that the new country (there was no country before that btw)

Will uphold the full social and political equality of all its citizens, without distinction of race, creed or sex; will guarantee full freedom of conscience, worship, education and culture; will safeguard the sanctity and inviolability of the shrines and Holy Places of all religions; and will dedicate itself to the principles of the Charter of the United Nations.

And instead of criticizing the IDFs actions like a normal person you just had to throw in the most common antisemitic trope ever. "diabolically evil" really? Really? Demonization, it's the first on the list right here.

I could go on, but I've got other things to do, but just know that the little paragraph about calling out nazis doesn't make you look any less like an antisemite, since you are using much of the same language the Nazis used 80 years ago.

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I would climb down there like a lizard and the magma wouldn’t hurt me

That’s not lava, sorry. This isn’t in Þingvellir, this is a display at the earthquake exhibition in Hveragerði. That’s a line of plastic lights in a crack that opened up during the 2008 earthquake. It’s in a shopping center. This is what it looks like from another angle

The fault in Þingvellir looks like this

The fault at Sandvík is closer together and looks like this

There isn’t any lava visible from the surface continental divides currently but when there was a fissure eruption nearby Sandvík a few years ago at Fagradalsfjall, it looked like this

He said he burned his ass and got frostbite everywhere else taking this picture

It’s a difficult choice, but I think this might be my favourite Tumblr thread of all time :)

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armengoldira

The night sky on Mars

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mikkeneko

I was wondering whether the constellations would look any different on Mars, so I looked it up, and apparently not; galactically speaking Mars is so close to us that the difference is imperceptible. However, I did find this neat additional bit:

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i didn’t know i needed an isekai where an awkward nerdy middle-aged dad who’s not a weirdo or a creep and died saving a child is reincarnated as an otome villainess except he’s too nice to be mean to anyone and just happy to have good eyesight now but i’m so glad it exists

I have only seen the first episode. I have seen it twice. If the rest of the episodes are as fun as the first, this will most likely be my favorite anime of this season. I am so hyped for more. It’s just. Perfect. Also. My roommate who isn’t into my villainess/isekai stuff is in because of how refreshing this awesome dad is.

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A core feature of anti-fatness is the "you did this to yourself"-view. People are very invested in the idea that size is within everyone's control. It's soothing to believe that all fat people are a small series of good choices away from becoming thin and staying that way, and that thin people are success stories by virtue of existing.

Any time we speak up about discrimination and fatphobia, someone inevitably plays that card. Trolls will say "eat a salad, pig" and well-meaning health nuts will gently explain what calories are. In either case, we're met with a "you know, you can stop this at any time." Why, if nobody was fat, thin people wouldn't need to examine their biases! It sure would be an easier time for everyone if we weren't so Around and Bulliable!

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Anonymous asked:
"[Character] is not a moron but a product of the life he has lived, so be patient and stop whinging about things. If you have something to moan about (Guest accounts especially) Drop me a DM and I'll be more than happy to waste my time explaining things to you."

Reading a fic (on ffn) and this author's note is hilarious 😂 (Emphasis mine)

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Anonymous asked:

would you consider yourself an intelligent and sensitive pervert?

i've been saving this in my inbox for months because i don't feel like i have the words to match this. it's a shameful breach of my humility to answer yes, yes i do consider myself an intelligent and sensitive pervert. i love how you worded that. this is like a therapist's screening question.

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this is such an insane take i cannot even comprehend how disconnected from reality you have to be to say “oppression based on your assigned sex and associated varied medical realities has nothing to do with your assigned sex and associated varied medical realities.”

this is what i was talking abt in this post. y’all genuinely actually believe that sexism has disappeared and any oppression women experience is solely based on being feminine or just Being Women.

there are tons of ways the sexist standards for people who were assigned female at birth also affect trans women and feed into transmisogyny. but the people who are primarily affected by the systemic push to force people to carry pregnancies they don’t want or that will kill them are the people who could be forced to carry pregnancies they don’t want or that will kill them. jesus fucking christ how is this even a conversation.

also very important to note that op is not a trans woman. i’m not gonna say “no trans women is saying this” bc there absolutely were trans women and femmes in the notes giving this post legitimacy. but this is, or at least should not be, the normative opinion ANYWHERE. the problem is that the Discourse is starting to normalize takes that are slightly colder than this so i am very worried that soon this will not be seen as an unhinged rant but some sort of subversive new perspective when it’s literally just repackaged gender binary.

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