i'll lose my own mind if I want to

Have you guys heard of cats. They're great.

No, tell me more

If they like you they'll vibrate at you and stab you with secret knives

this callout couldve been a block button

this callout couldve been a private conversation

S07E03 & S17E06 outtake

bitches hate me because of my.... bad personality.... paranoid nature... addictive tendencies......the torture basement.

how could anyone ever hate me i have big brown eyes and a thousand yard stare

The word tuxedo for the men's outfit only cropped up in the late 1880s, were tuxedo cats just called irish marked before then?

Tuxedo cats were invented in the 1880s when we decided to put little tuxedos on the cats

Ohhhhhhh ok

the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that

i had to phone a taxi today, scary

every time i see this post i think of that person who posted on reddit that they wanted to go to subway for the first time but they were scared they would say the wrong thing so someone gave them step by step instructions for the entire process and what all the choices would be and when they would ask what question and i just think

someone will

someone out there will see you and say "yes. the world is scary. but let me hold your hand and show you how to do it anyways"

everyone needs that someone, and everyone can be that someone

The subreddit r/explainlikeimscared is a surprisingly good resource for this. People are always very kind and thorough from what I've seen, and I spend a decent amount of time there giving walkthroughs and answering questions when I know the process.

SHARING TO HELP SOMEONE ELSE OUT!

My favorite part of this post is that somehow a small drummer boy who moonlighted as a chimney sweep in London from the age of 3 managed to fall through some kind of time warp into the ancient Middle East 🤣🤣🤣

AND WOTS IT TO YOU IF I DID, MISTAH

Die Hard 1988 | John McTiernan

when i was a homeless 20-year-old i was rejected from multiple housing opportunities because i had 5k in medical debt from going to the ER after getting roofied and sexually assaulted (i was unconscious so calling 911 was not my decision) and UHC denied my insurance claim. so yeah, i'm actually deriving an enormous amount of pleasure from watching health insurance CEOs snivel and hide like the heartless cowards they are. may those who profit from our suffering live in fear of those they seek to deny.

the other cristmas meme i'm disappointed i haven't seen this year

A really fun ballet thing is when they have like a bunch of actual child extras and also there's clearly some twink jumping around who's meant to also be a little boy but the role involves a level of dancing far too strenuous to make a kid do ethically. This isn't me nitpicking it's not a medium that's remotely focused on realism or whatever I just chuckle a little

It's just really funny visually. To me. There'll be like children prancing in the background & this guy who's like 20 serving unfathomable cunt & he's supposed to be like 8

[ID: tags from @frankly-alien that read, "#when i was a kid i was a tiny dancer and i can tell u the twink has a secondary job of making sure all the babies make it off the stage when #theyre supposed to #i got lost and too scared to get off ehen the next number started and i got airlifted by that man #dude just picked me up spun me around and then gently deposited me off stage and then told me be about ques #which i didnt understand bc i was four #but still #appreciate him" /end ID]

Aw wait that's cute. Thank you stage twink