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The Frog Mage.
2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.
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Wait, I have something to give you!
[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]
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Idk if it’s because I’m a 30 years old or what but seeing a group of emo kids at the mall feels like seeing and endangered species in their natural habitat
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This too shall pass but like holy fuck
today I got a notification from one of the sites I've applied to jobs on that 4 of the applications I submitted "expired" meaning employers didn't even open the applications to review them
which is really fun bc I tailored my resume and wrote bespoke cover letters for each of them and invested a good chunk of time and companies couldn't even be bothered to glance at them 🙃🙃🙃
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FromSoft Messages but they’re a yard sign
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This is what being over 25 on this website feels like
I'm in my sisyphus era but I'm pretty sure I'm almost out of it
aw hell
Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried
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They're going crazy on LinkedIn