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@cosmicpoutine / cosmicpoutine.tumblr.com

he/they (27) read LONELY PRINCE CLUB ✨️ [sometimes i post nsfw and gore beware]
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Anonymous asked:

I’ve come to bother you with positivity and ideas!

First: welcome to Lonnie Machin legion!

Second: consider also joining the Sebastian Ives legion! It’s criminally understaffed.

Third: imagine the hilarity that is Tim going to the same school/college as Bern, Ives and Lonnie! Ives was just recently let in on the secret, Bernard figured it out himself awhile ago and Lonnie had a whole “ark” about it. Imagine them sharing stories about Tim, spilling the finest tea. Lonnie as ex-enemy, Ives as a long-time friend and Bern as best-friend-turned-boyfriend.

The three of them will roast Tim until he’s crispy and crunchy XD

(Also personal headcanon that Lonnie is aroace and Ives is either comfortably straight or still on his journey of self-discovery)

i have not drawn ives yet but i'm silently and lovingly watching the ives community lmao

if they all wen to the same college it would just turn into mean girls against tim bc they would all just dunk on him because they know this mf to a very deep personal level. throw in danny temple and you're set lmao

ives seems like the guy that looks the gayest but turns out to be straight. altho i did lowkey shipped him with tim for a while because tim has chemistry with everybody

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Your Patreon thing now has me thinking about all the cool Halloween costumes TTK enables by allowing floating objects. Kon could pull off the most lore accurate Sigma cosplay in history.

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you see the vision bro.

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I follow you on both I just A. Am private on insta since I only really use it for talking with irl friends and B. Want to get your art asap and tumblr gets it first

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oh i meant it more like the vibes. tumblr is a lot more screaming and crying while instagram is more like "omg i LOVE this <3<3<3"

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Anonymous asked:

dear timber lover overlord [/j],

thank you for keeping me somewhat sane during these trying times with your silly little guy drawings of the gays ever that have forever invaded and rotted my brain

as an american, i am terrified but silly goofy timber keeps my sanity somewhat on this plane of existence

<3

finally someone acknowledges my position in this fandom, anything for my loyal subjects /j

im glad my art can provide some sort of comfort, stay silly goofy and safe <3

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Is there any point in even trying to live anymore under a Trump admin

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you can't kys, you need to see bernard in the comics again

i know it's a very stressful situation and it's really scary, take your time to self regulate and process everything. it will be hard but you guys can make it through this.

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Anonymous asked:

People on tumblr recommending everyone stock up on long term birth control or get surgeries and hide anything about themselves that can be attacked makes everything look so bleak. By the gods, it's making me wanna puke.

this feels apocalyptic. but a lot of people rely on birth control not only for, well, birth control, but also for pcos. ovarian cyst are no joke and can kill people if they don't have the proper care. as if healthcare wasn't expensive enough in the us, which already makes it hard for people in these conditions.

do what you can to keep yourself safe. i'm worried for all of you (i've seriously been crying here and there)

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Anonymous asked:

I tried to be absolutely optimistic and hopeful but I was ready for this bs. The idiots here are just too loud and proud. I've been working on getting my stuff together for dual nationality elsewhere.

i seriously tried to be optimistic for you guys too. i'm so worried for every woman i know and my girlfriend unfortunately lives in texas. also i'm way more worried about the next elections in brazil bc we seem to copy and paste the united states. i'm truly concerned

i hope you all stay safe. this will affect the entire world unfortunately

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dont think ive seen anyone say this but in the us we cant book a hotel room until 21 in some states. and the car rental thing is technically true. We can rent starting at 21, but 21-25 year olds get an additional (often hefty) fee daily for being "young drivers". oh and you cant test drive cars that your buying until 18 despite driving age being 16.

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just pick an age, pick one age. pick a number. close your eyes and pick a number.

if you tell a brazilian they can't drink until they're 21 they're gonna laugh at you. and the hotel thing...??? what do you do if you're 20 and have to travel somewhere?? does this apply to airbnb??

also this reminds me that in the twilight movies there's a scene when bella is going back to arizona she and alice and jasper stay at a hotel... so you're telling me that whole scene was illegal? or does it not count because alice and jasper are hundreds or years old???

edit: WHAT ABOUT RENTING?? BC I KNOW YOU GUYS CAN RENT AT 18??? BUT NOT GET A HOTEL ROOM????

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Anonymous asked:

I just posted my first stephcass fic and it has gotten me laid.

... congratulations...??

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Happy Halloween!!! Is Halloween celebrated at the school? Or is Prince alone in his excitement?

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it is celebrated! however, the tradition spread to the other dimensions because human tv shows are very popular, so i imagine that halloween in other dimensions are very much like it is in brazil and japan... the vibe is there, there are parties, but trick or treat is not rly the main event. most creatures just use it as an excuse to cosplay

also, i just decided it's appropriate for halloween to be maya's birthday, so happy birthday, maya!! (also fun fact: in brazil halloween is called "the witches' day" which just feels appropriate for maya's birthday)

unexpected lore drop

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Ehy, i did the math for your patreon.

100 : 30 = 76 : x

( 30 × 76 ) ÷ 100= 22.8

You would be paid 22.8 cents.

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LMAO IM SCREAMING this is so evil what the fuck

thankfully i think i only have like 1 or 2 patreons on apple store. but i can only think of creators that rely fully on patreon for their income. this is an insane paycut

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Okay so in DC, with all the time travel, if someone came back and then used that knowledge to buy stocks, would that be considered insider trading?

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im a dum dum lil artist. i know nothing about that, but here's what my gf has to say: by definition it is not insider trading, bc they don't actually know inside information, they only know the outcome. so it would be considered just a rly good guess

well EYE think that's how bart should be making money

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Eai!! Bom dia ou boa tarde sla, tudo bem?

Queria perguntar se eu podia usar o seu design no stray!Tim pra ser o design em uma fic que eu queria escrever, tenho essa permissão? Ele e muito lindinhooo

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pode sim, mas as mesmas coisas que eu disse neste post se aplicam

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