Andrea

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

i am a vegetable medley and god is sautéing me on medium high heat 

Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly

girls are just so [clenches fist] fucking pretty

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。you!! ｡ﾟ 　ﾟ･｡･ﾟ ⠀

soulja boy tell em

What’s the point of crying if u can’t have ghibli glob tears

good morning queens lets get this strap

The sun, the moon and the stars. Out-of-doors. v. 2. 1932.

Me doing literally anything at all: I would be the cutest wife…..

i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.

this reads like a john mulaney bit