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yes hello, i am a mess

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a compelling advertisement for a motorcycle store catering specifically to bisexuals
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Day two of @tricrackweek-The Gung Ho Guns actually have great benefits and health insurance

I took the first poster I found on google and edited it to the high heavens.

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alexxuun

Don’t let the boys drink unless you want an impromptu flirting session…

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prokopetz

I'm down for relationship discourse if and only if no possibility exists of arriving at any useful conclusion.

"Is it cheating if you're on a break" what is this, a sitcom?

"Is it cheating if you're fucking two different instances of the same time traveller and the earlier one doesn't know" now we're talking.

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westiec

Don't all relationships contain innate uncertainty about whether future you is also fucking this person? It's fine. Time travelers don't get special rules.

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i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone

Be My Friend and gain access to top hits such as

  • wild mood swings
  • constant need for attention
  • hearing about All my problems
  • crying
  • having my latest hyperfixation explained to you in excruciating detail
  • forgetting what I'm doing every 5 seconds
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todaysbird

love being in town where 80% of the bird population is crows and ravens because i open my window a crack for the nice breeze and my room is immediately filled with the sounds of 20 little guys yelling AWWWWWW AWWWWWW outside my home

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I'm convinced Mythbusters needs a reboot. Misinformation or mythinformation if you will, is at an all time high. We NEED the show that promotes critical thinking to come back. It doesn't need the same cast, in fact I think it would be better with some fresh faces. Imagine all the good it would do if you could just show your crazy uncle the Mythbusters reboot episode that debunks his anti-vaxx conspiracy in an easily digestible and entertaining format.

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insinirate

why must the guard dog characters unquestioning devotion to their master be born from trust or some shit cant they be manipulated into it. raised into it. brainwashed even

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