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The outcome is only uncertain for those who disbelieve.

@cordeliaistheone / cordeliaistheone.tumblr.com

my name is cordelia (they/them) it's 2024 and surprise it was autism all along
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If you’re ever thinking, “Oh, but I’m a waste of space and I’m a burden,” remember: that also describes the Grand Canyon. Why don’t you have friends and family take pictures of you from a safe distance? Revel in your majestic profile? “Oh, but I owe people a lot of money and everybody hates me.” Hello, Europe! “Oh, but I killed someone.” So? Onion rings, firecrackers. Who gives a shit? “Oh, but I’ve done some other unforgivable, unspeakable thing.” Google it. There’s seven billion of us. Somebody has done exactly what you have done and is currently on a book tour. YOU’RE NEVER ALONE!

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vikingserket

I don’t think I’m ever going to stop being angry at Voldemort’s death in the movie

He was mEANT TO DIE AS NO MORE THAN A MAN IN THE END. IT WAS IMPORTANT.

How the fuck does

“Tom Riddle hit the floor with a mundane finality, his body feeble and shrunken, the white hands empty, the snake-like face vacant and unknowing.”

turn into

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frezned

someone knit all 8 movies into one .avi and then splice out voldemort’s death and replace it with this

then everyone’s happy

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