Taken directly from the petition. Basically, everything you love doing will get your internet slowed down. Visit Youtube? Internet slowed. Fanfiction.net or AO3? Internet slowed. Looking for gifs or screen caps? Internet slowed.

Visit Tumblr? Internet Slowed Down!

Time is running out to sign, and we still need 56, 724 signatures by March 25! Come on, if we can meet the goal for the CISPA petition, we can get this one, can’t we?

((Come on, 10 days left! 54,707 more to go!))

Come on, lets get signing!

C’mon guys - we’ve done this before(Community, DW confidential, etc). Please spare a moment to like this page and/or sign this petition? The Hour is a great and very loved show, and we’re running on limited time here. I realize its fandom may be small compared to others but if anything that’s why we need your help. Please help - it only takes a second.

WE NEED 99 MORE

This is of utter importance, I HOPE everyone of my followers KNOW the consequences of bees going extinct. There is no other animal or insect on this planet that pollinates crops and plants. Without them, we would basically doom our world to end. It’s a very simple fact. Please help and sign the petition. I know some of you might scoff at this and go “so what, I hate bees” or “I’m deathly allergic”. Well, my mother and brother are both severely allergic to bees, and guess what? My father is a bee-farmer. They still get by splendidly and help out with the work. As long as you’re careful, there is no problem with bees. The fact remains, if we didn’t have bees, we wouldn’t have vegetables or greens or any plants. And with no plants, animals can’t survive, and in the end, we will sit here, with no ways of sustaining life.  I don’t care how silly I sound, this is very important to me. ——

http://www.avaaz.org/en/hours_to_save_the_bees/?cbXvCbb

Quietly, globally, billions of bees are dying, threatening our crops and food. But in 48 hours the European Union could move to ban the most poisonous pesticides, and pave the way to a global ban that would save bees from extinction. Four EU countries have begun banning these poisons, and some bee populations are already recovering. Days ago the official European food safety watchdog stated for the first time that certain pesticides are fatally harming bees. Now legal experts and European politicians are calling for an immediate ban. But, Bayer and other giant pesticide producers are lobbying hard to keep them on the market. If we build a huge swarm of public outrage now, we can push the European Commission to put our health and our environment before the profit of a few. We know our voices count! Last year, our 1.2 million strong petition forced US authorities to open a formal consultation on pesticides — now if we reach 2 million, we can persuade the EU to get rid of these crazy poisons and pave the way for a ban worldwide. Sign the urgent petition and share this with everyone — Avaaz and leading MEPs will deliver our message ahead of this week’s key meeting in Brussels.

http://www.avaaz.org/en/hours_to_save_the_bees/?cbXvCbb

BEES ARE SERIOUS FUCKING SHIT BRO THERE IS NO JOKE HERE SIGN THIS

bees arent the worlds only pollinators (bats, flies, beetles and hummingbirds are some others that spring to mind) but yeah theyre p damn important. plus bees are just great i mean come ON. and how am i going to achieve my one dream in life to be a beekeeper if there are no bees left sigh

A petition to show our love for Sterek

This isn’t a petition to demand for Sterek to happen. We need to show MTV, Jeff, and everyone just how much we love the relationship between Stiles and Derek. Please sign (maybe giving a reason why) and tell everyone about it! Please!

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/the-love-for-sterek/

Can't remember where I found it but this too in case anyone hasn't signed http://www.change.org/en-AU/petitions/mtv-creators-of-teen-wolf-tv-series-do-you-want-stiles-derek

but why are people petitioning for sterek to be canon

that’s not the way you do it guys

Okay, I think we all may, at this point, need to get on the same page about syntax.

When I reblog petitions for Sterek, this is what I mean when I sign them:

What I do not mean:

I do not know if other people feel the same way. I do not know if I’m in the majority.

But I DO know that we need hard, actual numbers of people who are impassioned enough by the ship to sign something and be counted. I know that we need to show that there is enough support for this couple to become legitimized as something allowed to EXIST in our collective consciousness and culture and the media that is so big a part of our culture.

If you can suggest a way to do that that does not involve a petition, or the word ‘petition’, be my guest.

I’ll even help promote it.

“This is not about giving them an idea that might be good for the show. If you want to give ideas, tell that to Jeff’s twitter, that’s already spammed 24/7 with sterek tweets, to which he read all of them” (via conandoyles)

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I cannot vouch for the fact that his twitter is being spammed 24/7 with sterek tweets, because I’m not good at tweeting and how to work the website. All I use mine for is to send him or the cast awesome fanworks, 95% are sterek free or sterek subtext-only. Two people on my dash who apparently can track these things have said at different points that

1) The only recent thing someone spammed Jeff with was wtf is up with Derek’s House

2) Sterica.

So… if you’ve actually seen these 24/7 tweets, please screenshot so that we can adjust accordingly and be on the same page with these discussions.

I’m very on-the-ball when it comes to monitoring everything that’s sent to Jeff, and I can honestly say that he is not getting spammed 24/7 with Sterek-related tweets. In fact, I have to say the problem continues to be that no one is really tweeting him about Sterek at all. In the last 12 hours alone, only 12 tweets sent to Jeff have been Sterek-related (although there was one user who had a multi-tweet length Sterek musing, which I counted as 1). And to put that in perspective, he’s received about 30 tweets per hour in the last 12 hours (today is a slow day), which means out of about 360 tweets he’s received in the last 12 hours, only 12 of the tweets have been Sterek-related. 12 out of 360. That equals out to be about 3%.

I can safely say he is not being spammed by us.

For the most part, I think a lot of Sterek shippers are just assuming OTHER Sterek shippers are tweeting him for us. And even if you’re okay with just 3% of his mentions being Sterek-related, understand that of the measly 12 tweets sent to him in the last half-day, a lot of them just looked like this:

REALLY PEOPLE?

I know a lot of us are feeling good about how open he’s been with us, from the interviews to the tweets this week, and yes, I know he knows what Sterek is and how many people want it, but I’ve seen a tumblr post or two saying it’s now time for us to back down and let him do his job.

Guys, it’s a long, long road until the premiere of Season 3. Production doesn’t even start for another 3-4 months. It’s not the time to show him the amazing waning passion for Sterek. And no, it’s also not time to spam him with inane tweets asking if it’s coming. It’s time to continue to be in conversation with him, to be open with him, to be smart and polite and so damn passionately convincing that thinking of how badly this fandom wants Sterek just makes him smile. There is power through positive repetitive reinforcement.

Unless, of course, you’re okay just sitting back and letting these be sent to him:

I wish we were being relentless.

YOUR MOVE, STEREK FANDOM.

with my teeth.: when did 'petition' become a dirty word?

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