@cordeliaistheone / cordeliaistheone.tumblr.com
Hannibal was a weak b*tch for succumbing to nominative determinism. Oh you eat people cause your name rhymes with cannibal? Boo, foh with that shit what kind of spineless puppet are you. I'm going to name my son Brenocide and raise him to be a Zen gardening consultant to flex on the Fates.
How does it feel to be the funniest motherfucker to ever grace my inbox
ok so i made a generator based on the last ask i got.. so click here to get your kinky title! and rb and tell me what u got in the tags hehe
*Please add to this list if you can think of anything else!!!
(op was deactivated, and tumblr wont let me reblog for some reason. thought id repost with creds to: goawayterfs)
your tan france name is your favourite colour followed by a place you wanna visit, for example mine is grey jordan
Saw this post about straight dudes feeling emasculated at the thought of taking their wife’s last name, and it gave me a sudden craving for fantasy media where some dude is called Leopold THE DESTROYER or some shit and there are all these rumors going around about how he got his moniker, all these made up stories about how he must have razed a village to the ground or slayed 12 dragons or some shit and it turns out he just took his wife’s last name.
“What was your name before?”
“Meadowalker.”
“…”
“I miss it sometimes y’know, but eh,” he smiles wistfully as he looks over to where his wife is sharpening her sword. “What can you do when you marry for love.”
“Dirty blood.” Why, there isn’t a wizard alive today that’s not half-blood or less. More to the point, they’ve yet to think of a spell that our Hermione can’t do.
2D Dreamworks heroines + name meanings
harry potter girls // name meanings
insp (x)
It’s always the same war. Only the names of the dead change. The war is always the same. Only the names and places change. There are demons upon this earth. They live in our hearts and minds. (A.G. RIDDLE)
It was a kind of sin, certainly, to forget. But it was not easy to remember. Especially when names changed, languages changed. A century-old name held that century. When replaced, a hundred years were wiped out at one stroke. Amnesia set it; reality itself, being metamorphic, was affected. (NINOTCHKA ROSCA)
its weird how everyone, really, has multiple names that are used in different contexts and that many (most women, for one) people will change their names throughout their lives. like a guy might be called bobby by his friends robert by his boss mr burton by his co-worker he might become burton-smith after he gets married, rob at school, he might be robby to his mum, he might have the pen name of burton ellis, and he might be analdestroyer94 on one forum and forallthatsgood344 one another and that is all perfectly acceptable. people have different names and identities in different contexts and these change as they grow throughout their lives.
but then when trans people want to change their names, or young trans people have multiple names for different contexts everyone starts to get a bit weird about it.
They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”
They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.
They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”
They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”
Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.
how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary
Are you a knight? No. But you know how to use that sword? I do.
