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The outcome is only uncertain for those who disbelieve.

@cordeliaistheone / cordeliaistheone.tumblr.com

my name is cordelia (they/them) it's 2024 and surprise it was autism all along
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endgame logic : nothing you do in the past changes the future & everything is fine as long as you don’t mess up the timelines

me, remembering loki has the tesseract, 2014 thanos and his army is dead, 2014 nebula is dead, 2012 steve knows that bucky is alive, 2014 star lord is knocked out when ronin’s guys show up, 2014 gamora is in 2024, steve went back to the 40s and stayed there somehow and still showed up on that bench after returning infinity stones that weren’t in their original form: k

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pasdecoeur

action movie directors really don’t understand that they could write the scariest, toughest, most badass line in movie history, and it still wouldn’t come close to the moment in Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagment, when viscount mabrey of genovia said, “sir you will find that the word ‘fear’ is not in my vocabulary!!” and joe didn’t even fucking blink before replying, “Perhaps… But it’s in your eyes.”

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inkskinned

Me: Harry Potter is so fun and yeah there’s plot holes but the books were so incredibly significant in my childhood I don’t think anything could shake my love of them :)

Me after getting some bullshit as my patronus: okay first of all let’s discuss the problems with world building alone; if you’ll open your book I’m going to start with chapter 1 page 1 where a man we’re expected to see as a hero and leader willingly places a baby into an abusive household; we’ll move on to what exactly makes wands and certain creatures magical and where physics plays a role after a discussion of the utter failure of the school system to provide basic arithmetic and literacy skills; as well as the lack of secondary education or vocational schooling in a nonexistent job market and

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“I watched the piles of feces go up the conveyer belt and drop into a large bin. They made their way through the machine, getting boiled and treated. A few minutes later I took a long taste of the end result: a glass of delicious drinking water.
The water tasted as good as any I’ve had out of a bottle. And having studied the engineering behind it, I would happily drink it every day. It’s that safe.” -Bill Gates

Science is AMAZING. Watch the full video here.

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