The outcome is only uncertain for those who disbelieve.

i genuinely believe poe will need to lie down the first time he ever hears finn’s laugh

Scenario: Poe starts showing up with all these mysterious bruises, and everyone’s like, What’s going on?? Did someone beat him up? Has he been out on secret, dangerous missions? Has he gotten into BDSM? And sweetheart is too embarrassed to admit to the truth, which is that he’s so preoccupied thinking about Finn that he forgets to watch where he’s going and keeps bumping into things. (When Leia finds out, she laughs until she cries.)