The outcome is only uncertain for those who disbelieve.

Gotta stop quoting when you drink.

TILDA SWINTON IS CURRENTLY SLEEPING IN A BOX AT MOMA

i assume this does not surprise you.

qouth Gothamist: 

“It’s part of an unannounced, surprise performance piece called “The Maybe” that will be taking place on random days all month. A MoMA source told us, “Museum staff doesn’t know she’s coming until the day of, but she’s here today. She’ll be there the whole day. All that’s in the box is cushions and a water jug.”

and now, on a *totally* unrelated note… i’ve gotta go to midtown brb.

I love this routine, because it’s not a rape joke. It’s a rape culture joke. It’s not making fun of the people who have been raped, but of both rape culture (not being able to just jog because it’s not safe) but of the idea that the only thing of value in a woman is her vagina.

the only good comedian

Henry David Thoreau | Walden

you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

YOU’D THINK ZEFRON WOULD BE PRO WILDCAT

literally the worst feeling in the world is talking to someone about something you really love and just watching the interest fade out of their eyes

“A girl likes to be crossed a little in love now and then. It is something to think of.”

― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

“You’re about as dangerous as a fluffy bunny rabbit.”

the is some kind of subtext here

and I’ll tell you what

it’s not cousins subtext