The outcome is only uncertain for those who disbelieve.

the Mountain Goats - Counting Songs For Bitter Children

one, two, two and a half Stick around here, don’t make me laugh Two and a half, three, four point five A new day’s dawning and my hours arrive

I don’t even know what to say about this song. It took me more than an hour to track down because, as far as I’m aware, this is the only recording in existence and it was uploaded by JD to sendspace four years ago and posted on the mountain-goats.com forum, where sharing is, uh, a complicated business. I think it’s a shame to let a gem like this disappear, though, so here it is.

omg 

Zoe - the math wizard

It’s funny because “I am retired” in Greek is “Είμαι συνταξιούχος,” which is two words.

[MANLY CHORTLING]