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Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.
cordeliaistheone reblogged
Tbh I never understood why the term “thunder thighs” is supposed to be derogatory, it sounds like I am a terrifying weather goddess
Just tell people: “Why yes, my thighs *were* blessed by an Asgardian diety. Thank you for noticing.”
“He murmured the blessing while he was between them, in fact.”
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the-absolute-best-gifs
Sherlock Holmes: King of Comebacks
Source: paperlings
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those old men probably mean well by it but it’s still gross and would squick me out too
possible responses:
“Thanks, my girlfriend thinks so too!”
“Not until they make marrying your cats legal.”
“I was under the impression that being a good wedded partner required love and respect, not menial labour.”
“I intend to protest marriage until my dying day because I live in fear that I might accidentally get married to someone who thinks by my gender my tasks should inherently be cooking and cleaning.”
“Don’t you know? Women aren’t interested in marriage anymore, ever since we got the right to vote! Now we can be astronauts and lawyers. My father is currently sewing my new business suit with extra large shoulder pads.”
“The only thing I intend to take care of for the rest of my life is my future sentient robot partner.”
“No, I’ll be a good wife someday by starring in a CBS drama about a former state attorney.”
“What’s a wife? My barbie career kit didn’t come with that outfit.”
Source: albinwonderland